002 | video + movies;

[shineonyou]

...H-Hey, guys.

[ It’s night, and JoJo's bored and anxious. Which obviously means it’s time for... ]

Movie night! Y’wanna do it? Like, I can stream some movies here, and we can just watch ‘em all together, yeah? I mean, uh, it’s not exactly the most legal thing, sure... but no one’s gonna report me, right? Right. Plus...

[ He looks hesitant for a moment before blurting out his worries with all the eloquence of a sawed off shotgun. ]

I can’t stop thinking about that chick who got murdered. She was one of ours, right? The stripper chick? That’s so messed up, ugh. So messed up. I just don’t even wanna sleep; I’m just sitting here, thinkin’ about it. Like...

Ugh! Ugh ugh ugh! [ He shivers, runs his hands through his hair, and shakes it off. Deep breaths. Okay. ]

Let’s movie! If you got any requests, just ask! I’m gonna start with an international treasure, the most classic of all classical movies...

We’re startin’ with Space Jam. This one’s for you, Nyah.

[ JoJo then proceeds to stream via Space Jam, Dazed and Confused, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Dude Where’s my Car?, Vampire's Kiss, Lesbian Vampire Killers, Joe Dirt, and The Room. If you make it all the way through, you are impressive as fuck, and I congratulate you because all of those movies are unbearable. ]

Comments

[shineonyou]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

[pheromonecoffee]

The other is the personification of death.

[shineonyou]

...Not so dude.

[pheromonecoffee]

As you can see that is not exactly superhero material.

[shineonyou]

Are you a supervillain?

[pheromonecoffee]

Can I just be a super neutral party?

[shineonyou]

No way. That's my job. If you got powers, y'gotta do something with 'em. Otherwise it's a waste.

[pheromonecoffee]

No, I'd be like super Switzerland.

[shineonyou]

Dude, Switzerland is fucked up. No one wants to be a Switzerland. Switzerland probably doesn't want to be Switzerland.