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[epimethean]

1. I'm starting to think it might be a good idea to see what is or isn't going on in Las Vegas, if anyone wants to come. I'm not flying, so probably we'll drive, or go by train, or something. It's going to be terrible but I don't want to kick up a fuss at the airport. If you want to come, eighteen years old or with parental permission, please, let's all have some common sense.

2. Is there anyone at all good at...I don't know. Electrical rigging. Wiring. Plugs and adapters and things. Making plugs and adapters and things fit into sockets they wouldn't ordinarily fit into, I suppose.

3. Vaguely related to #2. What happens when you're starting to think you weren't exactly human? I mean. At least, not entirely. Jury's still out on that one.

Comments

[dead_black_eyes]

In the club. I'm not a moron.

[epimethean]

Well neither--neither am I! I'm just covering all my bases, here, you never know!

[epimethean]

Yeah, I mean, I figured there were robots in the club, I just--are you one?

[dead_black_eyes]

I know. I actually commend it.

[moarnomsplz]

< Like a robot? 'cause you wouldn't be the only one. >

[epimethean]

Okay, so who--who is he? Or she, as it were.

[epimethean]

Robot, cyborg, android, it's--it's still up in the air.

[originaloddcouple]

Didn't think it was, good buddy!

We're happy to be here for you!

[epimethean]

Well, it's appreciated. Sincerely.

[originaloddcouple]

Thanks!

Say, out of curiosity, how are you doing post... experiments?

[vetala]

Alien vampire.

[Voice]

[gobybessie]

Nothing really happens.

[italktofish]

EVERYONE THINKS THAT UNTIL THEY END UP CIRCLING THE GAS STATION TWENTY TIMES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T LINE THE RV UP TO THE PUMP JUST RIGHT AND ARE AFRAID THEY'LL DAMAGE SOMETHING IF THEY GO IN REVERSE

[epimethean]

Well I'd say that's, uh. Patently untrue. I mean, I'm sure it depends on what kind of nonhuman you are, but, ah. Things are already sort of happening, so.

[epimethean]

Me? Oh, I'm fine. I'm more worried about the two of you. Everything all right?

[epimethean]

I bet that's fun.

[dead_black_eyes]

His name's Ray. He's good with these types of projects. Welding, mechanical enterprises. He assisted me in making an excellent custom brace so I don't hesitate to recommend him.

[neonnerd]

I'm not sure anyone's ever been that direct with asking, but - yes, I am.

[epimethean]

Sorry, should I--should I have sugarcoated it, or something?

[epimethean]

Ray! I know Ray. He owes me one, incidentally.

[dead_black_eyes]

I don't know for sure that he can help, but after the work he did on my brace, I think it's likely that he's more capable than most. If he owes you one, he's likely to at least try.

[epimethean]

If that's the case, ah. Then I'll be sure to--sure to ask him.

[hungryhunter]

that's understandable bro i dont think any1 finds those things fun

where would u b deported 2 anyway

[epimethean]

England, where I'd probably be arrested. Because of the kidnapping thing.

[occasus]

Ol' yeller. Or ol'




Whatever your name is.

And no, I'm not a robot. I don't think. I'll have to get back to you on that.