Kazuma (
reckless_fire) wrote in
savetheearth2013-04-05 10:19 am
001 [Audio-Locker malfunction | Action]
[It's another beautiful morning at Locke High, and although he'd rather be almost anywhere else, Kenji is standing in front of his locker a few minutes before his first class is scheduled to begin. After glaring at the locker for a few moments, he decides he might as well get his books, and so dials in what he thinks is the combination. But with his usual technology fail, he actually dials in that annoying string of numbers that's been haunting him off and on for the past several weeks.]
...The hell? Open, dammit!
[There's a faint metallic clinking as he jiggles the lock to no avail.]
Stupid lock! I don't need this crap at eight in the morning, okay?!
[And now there's a loud banging as if someone were enthusiastically kicking something metallic--which is pretty much the case.]
Bastard! You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?!
[Kenji can probably be heard all over the first floor at this point. Anyone passing by will see an irate kid roughing up his locker. Which smugly resists his attempts to open it.]
...The hell? Open, dammit!
[There's a faint metallic clinking as he jiggles the lock to no avail.]
Stupid lock! I don't need this crap at eight in the morning, okay?!
[And now there's a loud banging as if someone were enthusiastically kicking something metallic--which is pretty much the case.]
Bastard! You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?!
[Kenji can probably be heard all over the first floor at this point. Anyone passing by will see an irate kid roughing up his locker. Which smugly resists his attempts to open it.]

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It's like another way to text. Only it works no matter where you put the number.'
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Well, I'll be damned. How the hell is this even possible?
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So, any idea where this came from?
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Anybody have any idea what we're supposed to do with it? Or about it? Whatever.
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[Yep, that definitely amuses him.]
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[pause]
The rest of it? You mean there's more? [sigh] Oh man...I can hardly wait.
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Bunch of people in the same area getting a way to talk to each other and weird powers, visions or whatever going up against birds with teeth and mutant squirrels? Totally a Power Rangers plot.
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Maybe if the writers were on crack, or something. I mean,blowing up lockers? That's not a power--it's an enigma on the way to becoming a bozo.
[He pauses a moment, considering, then shrugs.] Mutant squirrels sound pretty awesome, though. I must've missed those. Figures.
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And they look pretty cool, but they're annoying as hell when they spot you.
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Yeah? What happens when they spot you?
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Man, I think I saw a movie like this once. Weird shit goes down, and only a few people notice. Turns out they're all nuts, locked away in an asylum somewhere. Maybe we've just all flipped out or something.
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