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This is a bad joke. A really... really dumb April Fool's joke.

[ Marina's voice sounds shaken, to say the least, and it's a little muffled. The sound of her laying on a bed, on her side, although you'd have to be a strange sort of expert to figure that out.

She sniffles, the sound of someone who was crying. ]

Someone here is using their powers to play a dumb stupid shitty prank and when I... when I find out...

[ Her voice goes quieter, until the last few words are only just audible. There's the sound of... something being hit. ]

They better fix it! I can't do this! I can't deal with this! This is bullshit!

[ She switches on her laptop's camera, leaning in close enough that her eye is practically taking up the whole thing. A red eye. Yep, definitely a little crying happened.

The reason why just might be apparent when she backs away, her head totally devoid of hair, the look on her face growing manic. ]

Whoever's responsible fess up! Did you bribe Connie to make it look real or did you just start early? This isn't happening, do you hear me you sick fuck?!

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Maybe you'll start a new trend. [Not helping, Matt.]

But it's hideoooouuuuuus... [ Sobbing softly. ]

Only if you subscribe to western beauty standards. If you act confident, you'll still look good.

Whose beauty standards does this fit?!

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[Still has her hair]

Ha! Good one, you almost had me going there for a minute!

F-fuck you... this is serious! I can't fake this shit!

Yeah. Right. You just HAPPEN to have this all happen on April Fools Day.

The bald wig and red eyes are good touches, though.

Didn't you see Connie the other day? I wouldn't plan shit like this with a dumbass like him!

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...Holy shit not again.

It's already an epidemic... we have to burn every... every brush in the city.

[ Wide-eyed glassy stares aren't worrying right? ]

What are people with hair gonna do to keep it from getting messy though.

Fuck it who cares! Better to have it messy than consumed by Satan's fucking hairbrush!

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WHO DID THIS TO YOU?!

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A living fucking hairbrush Jasmine! It looked like one a friend of mine lost a while ago and I... it wrapped me up before I could fight back...

It ate my haaair!

WHERE IS IT?! I WILL FUCKING DESTROY IT!

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It ran off, down an alley... that was earlier today... I... it could be miles away from downtown!

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[text because he's laughing a little and that is not nice.]

you got hit by those weird monsters?

How many are running around??? is this an epidemic of stupid bullshit?

1) quite a few
2) maybe?
3) it may just be another alien invasion

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[Have one (1) startled and kind of horrified looking Lily.]

Oh my God.

[She frowns.]

I'm so sorry, Marina...

...I loved my hair. It... I look...

...I feel violated.

I swear, if I end up finding the source of these things, I'm going to smash something...

[Sounding unusually, openly frustrated for Lily, there.]

I'd almost prefer things trying to kill me again.

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oh

did you have hair to start with?

ha

ha

very funny

well you didn't say anything specifically
so

did you make somebody really mad lately?

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