[ Oh, Connie. Don't you know anything? This is a man who laughs for no one. Especially not when he just hauled ass over to a random alleyway across town because he thought an annoying kid he knew might be in big trouble. This is something that has happened before to another annoying kid he knew who shan't be named (just kidding it was Alan), so it wasn't an unreasonable assumption.
Except for one thing. Alan is Alan, true, but this is Connie "Con-man Sprong Daddy" Springer. This kid is on another level entirely. His entire existence is ridiculous. And this? This is the icing on the fucking cake. All Levi can do is stare at him blankly (a skill he's mastered through years of overuse), blinding though his newly-shorn head may be. ]
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Except for one thing. Alan is Alan, true, but this is Connie "Con-man Sprong Daddy" Springer. This kid is on another level entirely. His entire existence is ridiculous. And this? This is the icing on the fucking cake. All Levi can do is stare at him blankly (a skill he's mastered through years of overuse), blinding though his newly-shorn head may be. ]
That's it? Your fucking afro is gone?