[video]

[pheromonecoffee]

[TODAY EVERYONE IS TREATED TO A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO OF MATT WITH incredibly blue hair. He is relaxing at his desk and is completely serious looking.]

I am now a member of the cool hair club. If you wish to join, I will help with the dye. The drugstore down the street sells hair dye in blue, pink, purple, orange and green.

[He looks like he's going to say something else. Decides against it. Leans forward as if he's going to turn off the video.

Pauses. Leans back a little again. Looks kind of uncomfortable.]

Advice on not becoming a human sacrifice. Go. [And then he turns off the video feed.]

Comments

[orangehoodie]

It's a joke.

[pheromonecoffee]

Just don't say that in public.

[orangehoodie]

I won't say anything that'll get you arrested.

[pheromonecoffee]

Thanks. I appreciate it. I'm technically an adult now, so that's important.

[orangehoodie]

Nobody's gonna really think you're doing anything bad...

[pheromonecoffee]

I'm not so sure about that.

[orangehoodie]

The only thing anyone's going to worry about is you eating and not paying for food.

[pheromonecoffee]

I would never do that.

[orangehoodie]

But that's the one thing anyone will suspect of you.

[pheromonecoffee]

They'd better not. I am an innocent man, mostly.

[orangehoodie]

Just mostly?

[pheromonecoffee]

I've made some things of questionable legality. Nothing too bad.

[orangehoodie]

And now you're a number.

[pheromonecoffee]

This was after that, actually. Hence the questionable legality.

[orangehoodie]

... It's almost illegal for us to exist at all.

That doesn't count.

[pheromonecoffee]

Well they can't make laws on echoes, unfortunately for them. Fortunately for us.

[orangehoodie]

I guess...

We won't get you arrested for kidnapping.

[pheromonecoffee]

Thank you. I appreciate it.