[video]

[pheromonecoffee]

[TODAY EVERYONE IS TREATED TO A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO OF MATT WITH incredibly blue hair. He is relaxing at his desk and is completely serious looking.]

I am now a member of the cool hair club. If you wish to join, I will help with the dye. The drugstore down the street sells hair dye in blue, pink, purple, orange and green.

[He looks like he's going to say something else. Decides against it. Leans forward as if he's going to turn off the video.

Pauses. Leans back a little again. Looks kind of uncomfortable.]

Advice on not becoming a human sacrifice. Go. [And then he turns off the video feed.]

Comments

[originaloddcouple]

Why thank you!

We're very proud!

Owned the place 4 years now!

[pheromonecoffee]

It's kind of amazing. I'll get my aunt something from here for her birthday... [JFC it's just interesting...]

[originaloddcouple]

Why thank you!

We appreciate the business!

So, you want those movies?

[pheromonecoffee]

Sure. I brought mine, too. [Three DVDs of varying genres. Horror, comedy, action.]

[originaloddcouple]

[Isaac ducks behind the counter and grabs three DVDs of their own. All of them appear to be horror.]

And here's your movies on human sacrifice!

Hope you enjoy them!

[pheromonecoffee]

[He expected this.]

I'm sure I will. Thanks, guys.