[video]

[pheromonecoffee]

[TODAY EVERYONE IS TREATED TO A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO OF MATT WITH incredibly blue hair. He is relaxing at his desk and is completely serious looking.]

I am now a member of the cool hair club. If you wish to join, I will help with the dye. The drugstore down the street sells hair dye in blue, pink, purple, orange and green.

[He looks like he's going to say something else. Decides against it. Leans forward as if he's going to turn off the video.

Pauses. Leans back a little again. Looks kind of uncomfortable.]

Advice on not becoming a human sacrifice. Go. [And then he turns off the video feed.]

Comments

[Voice]

[gobybessie]

I think that's one of the most absurd things I've heard so far.

[Voice]

[pheromonecoffee]

I summon monsters based on Greek mythology by shooting myself in the head with a fake gun. I knew a robot who looked like a girl in my last life.

Also a dog with more personality than most people I've met.

Nothing makes sense to me anymore. I'm just rolling with it.

[Voice]

[gobybessie]

Ah, yes, that was you.

[ He huffs. ]

Rolling with it would seem to be the best method.

[Voice]

[pheromonecoffee]

I'm hoping at some point, I'll remember something that just puts it all together.

[Voice]

[gobybessie]

That's the best we could all hope for, I think.