[video]

[pheromonecoffee]

[TODAY EVERYONE IS TREATED TO A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO OF MATT WITH incredibly blue hair. He is relaxing at his desk and is completely serious looking.]

I am now a member of the cool hair club. If you wish to join, I will help with the dye. The drugstore down the street sells hair dye in blue, pink, purple, orange and green.

[He looks like he's going to say something else. Decides against it. Leans forward as if he's going to turn off the video.

Pauses. Leans back a little again. Looks kind of uncomfortable.]

Advice on not becoming a human sacrifice. Go. [And then he turns off the video feed.]

Comments

[pheromonecoffee]

... I have friends who can't see me die.

[talkshitgetsis]

Then that's good in the case that it is inevitable.

[See she can be a smartass too.]

[pheromonecoffee]

What?

[talkshitgetsis]

They won't be able to see when you die.


...



It was a joke.

[pheromonecoffee]

... It was a bad one.

[talkshitgetsis]

Forgive me. Humor isn't my strong suit.

[pheromonecoffee]

A tip for next time--it's funny when you're the butt of it, not when other people are.

[talkshitgetsis]

I disagree but okay.

[pheromonecoffee]

I have two kids who knew me in my last life and I think one's really freaked out about it already.

[talkshitgetsis]

He has no reason to worry. Your past self isn't you, letting this stuff rule you like that seems extremely dangerous. Detach as much as you can.

[pheromonecoffee]

I don't think you quite understand.