Not having to lie to Granny was great. It really was. And it seemed like he'd been lying longer than necessary, seeing as he'd found out she'd had a few things figured on her own already.
But then there was the talking. His own granny wasn't too prone to fangirling, but Bakura's? Good god, somebody get the mute button. And all this lead to weird discussions on how everything was supposed to fit together in ways it was frankly difficult to wrap his head around. Even without the lingering effects of a concussion.
He almost wanted to facepalm, really. Would have, even, except grandmothers. He behaved better for those. Instead, he just sighed. That much, he couldn't surpress.
He just turns to his granny for a second. "Hey, mind if we get some fresh air for bit while you two talk?"
Anything to get away from the theories and the general nerdery. He needed a break.
But then there was the talking. His own granny wasn't too prone to fangirling, but Bakura's? Good god, somebody get the mute button. And all this lead to weird discussions on how everything was supposed to fit together in ways it was frankly difficult to wrap his head around. Even without the lingering effects of a concussion.
He almost wanted to facepalm, really. Would have, even, except grandmothers. He behaved better for those. Instead, he just sighed. That much, he couldn't surpress.
He just turns to his granny for a second. "Hey, mind if we get some fresh air for bit while you two talk?"
Anything to get away from the theories and the general nerdery. He needed a break.
He's a little slower getting out the door; finagling his jacket on with a broken arm is still a little awkward. He'd just had a follow-up appointment -- fortunately, this had been with a different doctor, so there were no questions about his sudden hair colour change -- and was recovering well, but broken bones took a while without magical healing. Whatever footage the feds had used to identify him didn't seem to have been made public, so he didn't have network notoriety floating around him. Which was good for day-to-day life, but bad in that he didn't feel like he could go to a network healer to fix this up without arousing suspicion.
"It's just giving her more ideas, somehow. I don't know how mine managed to start contributing to all this." His granny was more down-to-earth than Bakura's, but still tried to fill in logical holes. It . . . really wasn't helping.
"It's just giving her more ideas, somehow. I don't know how mine managed to start contributing to all this." His granny was more down-to-earth than Bakura's, but still tried to fill in logical holes. It . . . really wasn't helping.
If ever there was a wonder where Toushirou got his logical nature from, it was settled when someone talked to his granny. Though she was much less stuffy about the whole thing. That much was all Toushirou.
"Wouldn't hold my breath if I were you." Common sense never rubbed off on anyone. Nonsense, though? That rubbed off on people He shook his head. "Nothing so far. They actually seem to be leaving me alone."
For however long that lasted. He still wasn't going to relax about the whole thing. Just because it hasn't bitten them on the ass yet didn't mean that it wouldn't.
"Wouldn't hold my breath if I were you." Common sense never rubbed off on anyone. Nonsense, though? That rubbed off on people He shook his head. "Nothing so far. They actually seem to be leaving me alone."
For however long that lasted. He still wasn't going to relax about the whole thing. Just because it hasn't bitten them on the ass yet didn't mean that it wouldn't.
The entire time Barnaby was penned up in the hospital after the Crazy Snake Attack, he'd been unable to stop thinking about that goddamn tattoo. Somehow that odd little detail from an old pulse-memory had become important, very important, and not knowing a damn thing about it was driving him insane; so when he was finally cleared to leave, he headed to the city library the first chance he got. He was sure he'd seen it before somewhere, a game or a movie or something, that referenced alchemy. It doesn't seem to fit with the crazy people-having-superpowers-is-normal-enough-to-get-an-acronym world he's been remembering up until now, but the hell does he know. He needs a starting point and this vague association is all he's got.
Which is why he's standing in the middle of the nonfiction aisle with the history books (and the religious and New Age books too, which really doesn't make him feel any better), flipping through a book with a very disconcerting cover, and functionally balancing on one leg because using both hands to page through a book means not having any hands free to use his cane and he's too damn impatient to go sit down. He might be listing slightly to the left.
God he hopes he doesn't run into anybody he knows, he's not sure he could explain this away.
Which is why he's standing in the middle of the nonfiction aisle with the history books (and the religious and New Age books too, which really doesn't make him feel any better), flipping through a book with a very disconcerting cover, and functionally balancing on one leg because using both hands to page through a book means not having any hands free to use his cane and he's too damn impatient to go sit down. He might be listing slightly to the left.
God he hopes he doesn't run into anybody he knows, he's not sure he could explain this away.
He'd heard a lot of how it would be nice for the FBI to be on their side. That much, he agreed with. It would be nice. But to expect it was another thing entirely; they hadn't been dodging law enforcement for a whole year without good reason. He'd given as little as he could while still being co-operative.
He just sighed and glanced down the street. And then straightened. And then blinked. And blinked more. Yeah, still there. But it made no sense.
"... Look down the street and tell me my concussion is messing with me."
Because a six foot tall pencil and an eraser about the size of Toushirou himself were absolutely not meandering down the street. They just weren't. They couldn't be.
He just sighed and glanced down the street. And then straightened. And then blinked. And blinked more. Yeah, still there. But it made no sense.
"... Look down the street and tell me my concussion is messing with me."
Because a six foot tall pencil and an eraser about the size of Toushirou himself were absolutely not meandering down the street. They just weren't. They couldn't be.
Great, it wasn't the concussion. He'd wanted to blame it. He really, really had.
"Exactly that." He didn't even know what else to say here. What do you say to this? A pencil and eraser were walking down the street. There was nothing to say.
"Exactly that." He didn't even know what else to say here. What do you say to this? A pencil and eraser were walking down the street. There was nothing to say.
"Why can't anything make sense anymore?" This was muttered to himself. Corrupt police or even aliens and giant snake gods, he could understand. None of that had prepared him for walking office supplies.
"We should probably check it out, at least . . ."
"We should probably check it out, at least . . ."
Well Toushirou hardly had any problem being quiet, at least. He fell into an easy step at Bakura's side, still just completely baffled as to what was going on here.
And then the eraser hopped off into the street and started erasing lines. ... Okay . . .
And then the eraser hopped off into the street and started erasing lines. ... Okay . . .
Definitely a cartoon move. Especially with the pencil following along and drawing new lines in some crazy, winding pattern. For now, no cars were actually following the lines, the drivers being present to witness the insanity and thus not be tricked. But who knew what would happen to later ones? People could be really, really stupid. At best, it would cause a horrible traffic jam.
At worst . . .
"People can't be that stupid." He would hope. But faith in other people's intelligence was hard. "But we've gotta stop these things before they keep this up."
At this proximity, he felt the Pulse sweep through him, and . . . huh. Well, that would be great right about now if their weren't so many people around. Damn.
At worst . . .
"People can't be that stupid." He would hope. But faith in other people's intelligence was hard. "But we've gotta stop these things before they keep this up."
At this proximity, he felt the Pulse sweep through him, and . . . huh. Well, that would be great right about now if their weren't so many people around. Damn.
Edited 2014-03-31 15:38 (UTC)
[From the background, she seems to be in a book store or something, hiding behind a shelf.]
Okay I'm still mad but there is something terrible happening that we NEED to address RIGHT away. This is important.
Okay I'm still mad but there is something terrible happening that we NEED to address RIGHT away. This is important.
[Something about Marisa seems...a little off. The infinite confidence and optimism that normally fill her up seems missing. She's currently sitting in the corner of the Starbucks attached to the Barnes & Noble downtown, hiding behind a book while occasionally peeking around nervously and blushing.
A random patron bumps her chair and her response is to squeak in alarm.]
Ah! Er...sorry.
[She shrinks down into the chair even further.]
A random patron bumps her chair and her response is to squeak in alarm.]
Ah! Er...sorry.
[She shrinks down into the chair even further.]
Check this out.
[She pokes her phone camera around the corner of the bookshelf to reveal HORROR.]
[She pokes her phone camera around the corner of the bookshelf to reveal HORROR.]
Edited 2014-03-31 19:25 (UTC)
I'm at the Barnes & Noble downtown what the fuck is going on she looks just like me!

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