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[phoenix_temple]

[You know Anais is going to keep this short and to the point. She's taking a video with her new phone. The video is of a four-winged green bird the size of a house that happens to be sitting on top of Anais' apartment building. After a moment, it leans it's head down to peer at her.

She takes a step back before rushing inside the building and turning the video to herself. She is absolutely horrified.]

What do giant birds eat? Do you think it's carnivorous? What if it eats people?! Where am I even going to put it?! It talked in my echoes but it's not talking now!

It's supposed to be a robot, I can't take care of something this big!

[And it's big. You can see all five feet of Fuu down at the bottom next to the text.]

Comments

video;

[cursedtolive]

[from inside his own apartment]

What if it eats kids?

Re: video;

[phoenix_temple]

Please stay off the roof. Maybe if I introduce you he won't go after you or anything...

[hollowleg]

Holy shit.

[cough]

My guess?

Entire cows.

[phoenix_temple]

I don't have entire cows. And I don't think it can leave the city...

[Video]

[radiantchicken]

[So there's a blue parrot with thick red feathers atop his head and a pair of scaly dinosaur-looking arms looking rather concerned there.]

I personally prefer fruit, but your friend there may not think the same. Have you tried asking?

[Video]

[phoenix_temple]

[Dino armed parrot. This is new.]

He doesn't talk or anything. He did in my memories, but he hasn't so far...

[Voice]

[gobybessie]

If it's a robot I don't think it eats anything.

[Voice]

[phoenix_temple]

He normally is, I think. He transformed into one after she proved herself, but he's just a bird right now.

[Text]

[shiromadoushi]

[[Oh hey. Something the size of Diabound.]]

Just unsummon it.

[Text]

[phoenix_temple]

I didn't summon it in the first place! It was just... there when I got home.

[Audio]

[pianistofraielin]

WHOA!! That is super cool!

I wonder if it could talk to my Firebird summon?

[Audio]

[phoenix_temple]

Maybe. I'd assume they both speak bird.

Though Windam used to speak some kind of language, too.

[anequal]

...
...

... ... Ca-caw.

[phoenix_temple]

I am going to go talk to it. If I do not return, you can have my iPod.

[Voice]

[espigeonage]

...Wow.

Okay, maybe I'm not the biggest bird monster.

If it hasn't gone and... eaten anyone yet, maybe it won't. Does it... understand you?

Re: [Voice]

[phoenix_temple]

Not yet, thankfully. And I'm not sure if he understands me or not. He isn't answering me, and I know he can talk.

written;

[hotshots]

[Holy shit.]

Holy shit.

That's... definitely gonna attract some attention.

text

[phoenix_temple]

i didn't even think of that oh my god i'm dead.

audio;

[unelven]

A bird that large is definitely carnivorous.

audio;

[phoenix_temple]

Oh god. I'm screwed.

[neopianangst]

Holy crap.

Yeah, that's...definitely not the robot you told me about.

[phoenix_temple]

He can turn into one! He just... hasn't. Yet.

Text forever

[buildyourworld]

If it eats people, I don't think you will still be able to call the network.

Is it robot now or a living being? Robot doesn't need food.

[phoenix_temple]

I think he's alive right now. When he's a robot he looks totally different.

Text

[soulsborderline]

Jesus McFuck.

I'm glad mine doesn't have to eat.

Re: Text

[phoenix_temple]

I don't know what I'm going to do if he has to eat. I'm screwed. He'll start picking people off the street...

( text )

[argents]

All of a sudden, I'm glad the FBI took our robots in. IS it a robot?

( text )

[phoenix_temple]

I don't think so??? It can turn into one but when it's a robot, it hardly looks like this...