[text] backdated to...i dunno, sometime earlier this week

[grannyfucker]

oh my god ddon't get weed from that guy in the alleyway near fulham and 45th

hooooooooly shit

i think i am having a bad trip, i have been having a bad trip ALL WEEK. i smoked this shit once like nine days ago and i keep seeing shiteverywhere now,IT DOESNT STOP

oh jeus i think i od'd on weed fuck i am so fucked

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[grannyfucker]

cleatly, if you missed something as fisgustug as eating souls through anuses!

[ursoreckless]

clearly you're too stoned to make any sense anyways

[grannyfucker]

hey uck you okay my incoherence gas othing to do with how life-threatebigly high i am right ow!

[ursoreckless]

you sure about that? seriously get yourself cleaned up before you wind up choking in vomit

[grannyfucker]

i'm not enen puking asshole

you try typing well with only one hand, okau

[ursoreckless]

it's easy enough to type with one hand
i think you've got the wrong name there

[grannyfucker]

not quickly, it's not

i got better shit to fo with my life than comb every response for every single typo i make

[ursoreckless]

i'm actually good at typing fast with one hand. learned it after breaking my other hand

then do it

[grannyfucker]

well brag about it, wy dont you? i'm sure hat comes in very handy when none of the ladies wll suck off your prolaosed anus

[ursoreckless]

i usually do brag about my typing speeds
nope i never need to masturbate
since i actually go outside and do this amazing thing called dating
i don't even need to know the language v(｡-_-｡)v

[grannyfucker]

bullshit, nobody gets tha hood at typing one handed without it being because of some tragic reaso! its like superhero baxkstories---the only reason they've fot superpoers is because of some bullshit thing that happened to them that fucked p their lives

so whats yours, then? bitten by radioactive vag? lost your fuckpuppet auntie to ninja gangsters whove motivated you to munk it and tyoe faster for the rest of your life?

[ursoreckless]

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[grannyfucker]

youre only running because you know i got it right!

[ursoreckless]

nope
i've got a date and have to get off the phone now
but whatever enjoy imaging ninja gangsters doing you