[text] backdated to...i dunno, sometime earlier this week

[grannyfucker]

oh my god ddon't get weed from that guy in the alleyway near fulham and 45th

hooooooooly shit

i think i am having a bad trip, i have been having a bad trip ALL WEEK. i smoked this shit once like nine days ago and i keep seeing shiteverywhere now,IT DOESNT STOP

oh jeus i think i od'd on weed fuck i am so fucked

Comments

[grannyfucker]

*don't know

good enouh for you, mr. grammar nazi? or would you like to start a holocaust aganst anyone who makes a typo?

and of coyrse i'm bot dead wat kind f retarded quetuon is that anyway>

[...although he does stop to check his pulse after sending this reply. just in case. Okay, no, good. He definitely still has a pulse.]

[hollowleg]

aint about grammar, it's about SPELLING and typos that accidentally make other words ok. rofl.

um a good one. or have you not noticed that theres a couple of dead people using this network. as in people that are dead but still functioning. it's a legit question around here now

[grannyfucker]

well fck you buddy some of us cn;t type with bth hands

and for your information if you're so desprate to know, i still have a heatbeat and all, 100^ sill alive

[hollowleg]

you are a blessing.

well that's good. it means you're among the majority. any other weird symptoms??

[grannyfucker]

yeah you beti am, yping coherently with only one gand is a challenge worthy of acknolwdfrmebt and woship!

other than seeing shit all the time? not really, no!

[hollowleg]

why do you only have the use of one hand anyway.

if theres no other symptoms then i dont think it's drugs, bro. lay off everything for a few days and detox. if you still see shit then it might be something else. what kind of shit anyway

[grannyfucker]

because my fucking arm got broken in that snake bullshit, why else?

it's like people and weitd orb things and thet kinda just show up and disappear ranfomly, shit doesn't make sense

plus they just fuckinf feel werd

[hollowleg]

oh right. people getting hurt is a thing.

weird orb things? kind of ethereal, bluish? dude

those are ghosts

[grannyfucker]

[He's kinda weirded out that apparently this guy knows what he's talking about, because he just hit the nail on the head there.]

bullshit

[hollowleg]

nope, truth. i just got that power back from talking to aria. they're mostly around downtown, but they're everywhere if you look. definitely ghosts. i ate some

[grannyfucker]

you ATE some??

[hollowleg]

um yeah. cannibal ghost is kind of my thing.

anyway they're ghosts, not a bad trip so

[grannyfucker]

what the fuck s wong with you? those are real things i can SEE you're eatin!

[hollowleg]

so are hamburgers, man.

[grannyfucker]

yeah but hamburgers are food, not dead people@

[hollowleg]

hamburgers are dead cows and dead grass seeds and dead tomatoes

[grannyfucker]

so? i'm not a cow or grass or tomato!

[hollowleg]

and im not exactly human anymore

so.

[grannyfucker]

oh so that makes it alrifht then, huh?

[hollowleg]

its not like they're people anymore man

they're blobs. memories; emotions. theres nothing significant left. im just cleaning up

[grannyfucker]

of coursr theyre prople! i can fucking SEE them, theyre people!

[hollowleg]

you do realize your logic is like

all over the damn place

[grannyfucker]

well obviously! do you know how emotionally distrauht i am ovr mt dead people hallucinariond?

[hollowleg]

well now that you know youre not ODed on some weird drug you should calm down. go drink some tea or something

[grannyfucker]

right, good idea

i'll just go d that

[Except he doesn't have tea, so he just chugs a 5-Hour Energy instead.]