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[pheromonecoffee]

So we all need a break and some fun right? Anthony and I are going to try to eat an entire cake, and there's a really nice bakery cafe thing on Pine so everyone is also invited to try. I, personally, will take any bets from someone who can finish an entire cake. Any takers?

Also I will be drinking hot sauce and coffee since somebody won't leave me alone about it :|;;;; Who wants to miss that? No one wants to miss that. I'm sure I'll laugh about it in thirty years.

3PM, that one on Pine and 4th.

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No he seriously is waiting there at the cafe for anyone to join him. Because what is stupid adventures without friends?

But the more people come the better it is for the bakery owners, right? Totally. So grab a chair, get some coffee and let us all eat until we are sick. Just be prepared for commentary from the kid.]

Comments

[duette]

You lie! Metabolisms like that don't exist!

[pheromonecoffee]

She is a miracle of science.

[duette]

Wait, wait. I lied. I met someone who ate almost a whole party's worth of sweets! Baked ones, even! But I think that was a miracle of echoes, more like it.

[pheromonecoffee]

There's two of them?! No restaurant is safe.

[duette]

I fed one! So don't give up hope. How she survived what should have resulted in a sugar coma is a whole different mystery.

[pheromonecoffee]

Who is this woman of myth? I must meet her.

[duette]

Angeline. She turned into a zombie once, now she's a magical stripper who could probably destroy my kitchen.

[pheromonecoffee]

It's sad that nothing in that sentence surprises me anymore.

[duette]

That sort of realization creeps up on you.

[pheromonecoffee]

So how do you unzombie anyway?

[duette]

Who knows? The best I could get was "it wore off!" Reattached limbs and everything.

[pheromonecoffee]

...

I think I give up on making sense of anything.

[duette]

Now, imagine being the one to knock their limbs off in the first place.

[pheromonecoffee]

It must have been a relief that they grew back.

[duette]

I did wonder if I could get charged for that.

[pheromonecoffee]

If they grew back, it'd be hard to prove.

[duette]

Oh! I took pictures. It seemed sensible!

[pheromonecoffee]

See now there's evidence against you why would you do that?

[duette]

Excuse me, I was new! It's a little like those things you hear on the campy news channels, "Girl Proves Zombie Attack With Instagram" or something.

[pheromonecoffee]

May you never be arrested for your folly.

[duette]

What a blessing.

[pheromonecoffee]

It is a sincere wish!

[duette]

Well then, may you finish a whole cake! And live to tell the tale.

[pheromonecoffee]

I have devoured a pizza. A cake can't be too hard.

[duette]

I don't know about that! You may be in for it.