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[pheromonecoffee]

So we all need a break and some fun right? Anthony and I are going to try to eat an entire cake, and there's a really nice bakery cafe thing on Pine so everyone is also invited to try. I, personally, will take any bets from someone who can finish an entire cake. Any takers?

Also I will be drinking hot sauce and coffee since somebody won't leave me alone about it :|;;;; Who wants to miss that? No one wants to miss that. I'm sure I'll laugh about it in thirty years.

3PM, that one on Pine and 4th.

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No he seriously is waiting there at the cafe for anyone to join him. Because what is stupid adventures without friends?

But the more people come the better it is for the bakery owners, right? Totally. So grab a chair, get some coffee and let us all eat until we are sick. Just be prepared for commentary from the kid.]

Comments

[pheromonecoffee]

I don't think the cake will kill you...

[abhero]

NO -

[That may be a little too loud. He's clearly recovering. He throws the back of his hand against his forehead with a dramatic flair and tries again in a normal tone.]

No, don't try to console me. All I ask is that everyone eat one slice of cake with hot sauce on my funeral.

[pheromonecoffee]

I'm afraid you can't die. That would make me a murderer...

[abhero]

Nah, it was my decision to eat the cake. I hereby absolve you of guilt.

[pheromonecoffee]

Can I get that in writing?

[abhero]

[He scribbles the following on a napkin:

"In case of my untimely death by food challenge, I hereby absolve Matt of any guilt.

Emil Fiedler, 3/17/2014"

He even adds his signature.]

[pheromonecoffee]

Very professional. I appreciate your concern for my continued freedom.

[abhero]

I can't possibly let them lock your creative genius behind bars.

[pheromonecoffee]

I'm glad someone can appreciate that at least.