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[greenisthenewblack]

I guess I'm a couple days late checking in. I was a bit... indisposed. [Hungover, indisposed... same thing.] I'm alive and in one piece, obviously. Don't think my cover was blown, either. How about the rest of you? Kids? Look, a lot of shit's going down, and it's not much, but there's some space in my apartment if someone needs to lay low for a bit.

Someone I know. No offense, but I'd rather not have a complete stranger with who-knows-what powers sleeping on my couch.

Oh. And for anyone who was taking bets... [She holds up a green, glowing hand - glowing right through the gloves, actually] These babies are blasters.

So I might be a ghost.

Alien.

Thing.

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[greenisthenewblack]

Why, you got something about ghost aliens? Or alien ghosts?

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[dragon_blossom]

I have something against both, individually. If you're both at once that's a problem.

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[greenisthenewblack]

Should I ask?

Far as I can tell, I'm currently still human and alive, for all that means.

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[dragon_blossom]

No, and if you're human and alive, we're cool.

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[greenisthenewblack]

I'll let you know if you should start hating me, mmkay?

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[dragon_blossom]

Well, aren't you just a sweetheart.

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[greenisthenewblack]

Sure, you can call it that. No one else does, though.

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[dragon_blossom]

Someone has to appreciate you.

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[greenisthenewblack]

Most people are realistic enough to know I'm not a 'sweetheart'. But I'll take the compliment.

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[dragon_blossom]

I'm very realistic. Maybe my standards are just low.

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[greenisthenewblack]

I'll buy that.