handwritten text;

[wirsinddiejager]

[Alan's previous text posts have always been from his sketchbook and thus surrounded with drawings and doodles. This one has been written on a blank page and looks weirdly empty in comparison, especially since the post itself is so short.]

during the snake thing if you saw a titan running around randomly breaking shit that was me. I lost control and didnt know what I was doing. sorry if I got any of you guys hurt.

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[charcoalfeather]

There were uh a lot of titans running around and breaking stuff.

you might have to be more specific

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[wirsinddiejager]

Im pretty sure the others were fighting the snakes not just rampaging.

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[drama8om8]

[ Guess who's slowly rising from behind the sofa, colossal titan style? THIS ASSHOLE. Grim reminders all round. ]

Soooooooo. How're you, uh. Feeling right now? Other than apologetic for shit that wasn't your fault.

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[charcoalfeather]

It was pretty chaotic in general really

but I think I do remember one titan running around and smashing stuff. Nearly stepped on me

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[wirsinddiejager]

[SHRUG.]

'Mokay. But it kind of was my fault.

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[wirsinddiejager]

that was probably me then.

sorry.

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[shortspoken]

This is big of you.

(Big. It's a joke.)

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[drama8om8]

Nuh-uh! If I was carrying like. A tray with a bunch of steak knives on it and I tripped over accidentally and one went through your foot, even though I was trying to be super careful, would it be my fault? No! It would be an accident. Learn the blame rules, Alan. Or people will take advantage!

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[wirsinddiejager]

wow your jokes just keep getting funnier.

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[wirsinddiejager]

Wouldn't it be pretty dumb to carry around a traful of steak knives in the first place, though?

[hungryhunter]

r u gonna b ok? i mean like. thats obviously bad but u shouldnt beat urself up 2 much . i know im not or bff or anything but i also know ud never do shit like that on purpose

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[charcoalfeather]

it's okay. really

I didn't get stepped on so thats good. I guess you could have been a bigger problem than you were?

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[shortspoken]

Thank you. I've been thinking of quitting my job and going into the comedy circuit. I have to practice my jokes as much as possible.
Much like you. With your titan.

[wirsinddiejager]

thanks. Ill be ok Im not gonna start hating on myself or anything. just wanted to let people know.

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[drama8om8]

[ SIGH... ]

Imagine I echoed them back. I echoed back a giant fucking tray of steak knives. I was fairy pirate steak-cutting Jesus.

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[wirsinddiejager]

and now youre even mastering smooth subject changes. holy shit at this rate soon youll be able to carry out conversations like a normal person.

but yeah youre right about the practice.

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[wirsinddiejager]

That's still kind of a terrible metaphor.

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[wirsinddiejager]

thanks. Im glad I didnt step on you that would have sucked a lot.

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[shortspoken]

Don't get sassy with me just because now you can turn into a fifteen-meter abomination.
Have you tried shifting again since you lost control?

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[wirsinddiejager]

no. there havent been any good opportunities.

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[drama8om8]

I DON'T CARE ALAN THE POINT IS THAT IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT YOU COULDN'T HAVE KNOWN WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AND MY METAPHORS ARE AMAZING.

 

 

 

Wanna go break stuff?

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[wirsinddiejager]

Yes.

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[shortspoken]

You should probably start thinking about it. Find a good place to test it out again, if nothing else.
There's not a lot of point waiting for the heat to die down before you try. Since it's not going to.

[hungryhunter]

well if any1 gives u trouble ive got ur back ok

im sure thingsll go better next time?

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[wirsinddiejager]

yeah I guess.

Im gonna need someone around to stop me in case I lose it again.