savetheearth

Hello?
Is there anyone reading me?
Im jake harley and i would really like some sort of an explanation if anyone has the time.
If someone could just level with me ill get right on the trolley i swear!
Im just a little off the wire with this whole numbers thing.
I mean i am completely sure there is some sort of rational explanation to the whole shebang.
Conspiracy theories after all dont really hold much water especially in an educated society and honestly if this wasnt happening to ME i probably wouldnt believe it even for a second!
I would honestly think whoever was trying to feed me this line was trying to sell me wooden nickels and my shops completely closed for that.
That is to say im testing all the nickels sent my way.
Biting them firm and testing their mettle!

Blimey i think i might have gotten just a bit gummed up there.
Though honestly i cant imagine this is working.
I mean gosh all i did was type in a series of completely unrelated numbers (and believe me i checked, there were SEVERAL diagnostics i could run but none of the mathematical equations *I* know produced any truly identifiable links between any of these blasted figures) into the computer and for all i know im currently chattering away at dead air.
This wouldnt be the first time thats happened if im completely honest but ive never gone on and on expecting some sort of response!

So....um....
I guess on the outside shot that this isnt just a ruse and i havent gone COMPLETELY bonkers...
Is anyone out there?

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Swords? Really?
Seems awfully silly to bring a sword to what is very likely a gunfight considering this modern age.
I mean it appears that for all intents and purposes the enemy uses firearms!
Maybe we should see if we can organize some sort of lessons.
It might be better all around if everyone had at least a rudimentary understanding of how to use a pistol.

That's what I'd say too, but you'd be surprised what some of those swords can do.

Any lessons might be a boon, considering that people don't know how to fight in most cases.

Right right magic and all that malarkey.
Its pretty insane i am sure.

Oh i am not sure i could give lessons!
Im not really sure how i even came about being able to fire a gun.
But maybe we should find someone else who has the know-how to educate!
It sounds like it would be a pretty profitable experience.

I dunno about magic. More like stuff that comes outta a video game.

There are clubs and stuff that teach that stuff. When i knew that guns was par of my pulses, I went to one to learn.

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