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Hello?
Is there anyone reading me?
Im jake harley and i would really like some sort of an explanation if anyone has the time.
If someone could just level with me ill get right on the trolley i swear!
Im just a little off the wire with this whole numbers thing.
I mean i am completely sure there is some sort of rational explanation to the whole shebang.
Conspiracy theories after all dont really hold much water especially in an educated society and honestly if this wasnt happening to ME i probably wouldnt believe it even for a second!
I would honestly think whoever was trying to feed me this line was trying to sell me wooden nickels and my shops completely closed for that.
That is to say im testing all the nickels sent my way.
Biting them firm and testing their mettle!

Blimey i think i might have gotten just a bit gummed up there.
Though honestly i cant imagine this is working.
I mean gosh all i did was type in a series of completely unrelated numbers (and believe me i checked, there were SEVERAL diagnostics i could run but none of the mathematical equations *I* know produced any truly identifiable links between any of these blasted figures) into the computer and for all i know im currently chattering away at dead air.
This wouldnt be the first time thats happened if im completely honest but ive never gone on and on expecting some sort of response!

So....um....
I guess on the outside shot that this isnt just a ruse and i havent gone COMPLETELY bonkers...
Is anyone out there?

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[Can't get much more real.]

Well if you want results, sometimes it helps to offer the system a surplus of information.
Its easier to pick up a block of text as opposed to a handful of words you know.
So i wouldnt say that i usually go on that long no.
Anyway greetings Dirk!
Thank you for getting back to me so quickly.
It is a little bit of a relief to know im not the only one on this thing unless of course my mind is fabricating you as well.
But i doubt that thats the case as this whole thing is a little far-fetched, even for me!
Is there any advice you have besides the obvious?

And was that ever a fuckin' surplus.
Don't mention it. Isn't like I'm doing much right now, may as well help out the newbie.
And that depends on what you consider obvious, but honestly all I can really say is keep an open mind, and reel in the skepticism, or you're gonna be going no where fast.
All of this seems crazy, and maybe it is, but it is what it is. If you feel you don't understand jack shit, I've learned that's a pretty usual reaction. It's all par the course.
Though, a bit more helpful advice: avoid the police, they can't be trusted.

Well i will do my best to keep my mind as open as i possibly can which shouldnt be too terribly hard all things considered.
This just seems pretty far out in left field is all.
Regardless i cannot thank you enough for being so on the level with me.

And i wasnt planning on talking to the authorities in any capacity.
I know their standard response to this sort of malarkey.

It's alright, I'm still having a hard time swallowing some of this shit. And like I said, don't mention it.

Good, though I don't think their response is all that standard, really. From what I can gather, they've no problem making people disappear.

[There's a span of silence.]

Sorry someone sent me some really uh 'interesting' information.
Coincidentally if you havent read the FAQ on this network i highly recommend it though the video that accompanies it is graphic as all get-out.
Suffice to say that there is no simple gathering that they are willing to make people disappear as theres clear evidence that they have done it in the past.
Seems our local police agency follows all the appropriate measures one would expect from a dastardly group of villains.
At least its pretty clear-cut who the enemy is in this whole mess.

Oh I have. It's where my warning even came from.
I'd have linked you myself, but I figured someone else would get to it eventually, and I didn't feel like dumping that hefty and steaming pile of shit all over your shoes when I just met you.
I gotta say, you're handling this a bit better than I assumed you would, what with all the antiquated vernacular.

Well since youve been so helpful to me i figured i should do you the same respects.
But...thank you i suppose. For the regard.

[As far as how Jake is handling things, there's a reason this is text and not an attempt at video.]

Well it isnt as though my actual options are varied there.
Regardless of how i react the situation is what it is.
And my vernacular isnt *that* outdated!

You're awful mannerly, aren't you? It's almost comical.

You know what, you're right. Maybe it isn't outdated. For you at least.
You could be a British grandpa for all I know, and I'm sure all of your terminology is newfangled.
Or you just live with your grandparents.

[We are reaching the limits of Jake Harley's patience.]

The fact that i live with my grandmother has nothing to do with it!
Maybe i just like being a little POLITE like i said its not as though flipping out is going to make things make any more fucking sense.
Though if youd rather i just drop all attempt at sounding educated i might be able to do that since sounding proper is apparently offensive on this network.
Kristopher fucking kringle youd think you fellas had never spoken to someone from the other side of the pond.
Not that i necessarily talk like that but i guess my mannerisms are probably derived from over the water since i spent so much time there growing up.

First of all, you do talk like that. And second off, mannerisms aren't exactly translated through text.
Either way, no need to get so defensive bro, it was just a bit of light teasing.
And I wouldn't say the fact you're British is what's sticking out so much, it's definitely more along the terms of your archaic way of speaking, which so happens to be derived from over there.
It's like you did a front handspring into a time machine and just emerged from the year 1930.
Perhaps earlier, can't say I'm an expert on historical vernacular.

Edited 2014-03-03 17:59 (UTC)

Well when its the same thing that literally every single person strikes on its easy to get defensive.

Uh im sorry though. For yelling at you mr dirk.
I mean after all youve been pretty genial throughout all of this.

I guess ill try and work on my typing habits and possibly my speaking mannerisms.
I dont want to stick out too much after all.

Well, you know how people are. There's something shiny, new, and different, holy dicks they have to be the first to say something. Even if they're not.
But hey man, don't worry about it. It's cool. Everything is overwhelming right now, I get it.
Don't feel you have to change, in time they'll ease up and get over the difference. Just be who you are and try to relax a little.
Which I fully admit isn't an easy task, considering the scenario you, me, and everyone else on this network is faced with.

No it really is not.
Honestly i know im coming across as pretty well put together at the mo but i want you to imagine that my mouth is a pretty permanent circle of shock at the moment.
I dont even know where to begin at assimilating all of the information ive been given not to mention the whole thing sounds like a lot of fucking bollocks.
Like i said if it werent happening to ME i would laugh it off as completely ridiculous bushwa.

Dude, I understand. That was me a week ago. All of this sounds like a poorly scripted movie that has no idea what the hell it's even going for. Aliens? Robots? Superheroes? We just don't know what's going to come next.
My suggestion is to take a few hours, days, whatever you need, to try and sort your thoughts out about this.
If you need someone to bounce thoughts off of, I'm more than willing to be that man. May as well help each other out, right?

That sounds like very sound advice and i have to thank you for it.

And if you really dont mind being someone to act as a sort of sounding board i may just take you up on that.
And if theres anything i can do in return just let me know!

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