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[partyqueen]

Okay so I think I found everything I guess I need to know by looking around, but 2 things: I am pretty sure I didn't retain like ANY OF THAT (bcuz a lot of it was nonsense btw) and... like basically I don't think anyone can convince me for like even a second that I haven't just actually gone off the deep end w/ this one.

I just spent 20 minutes navigating a page of my dayplanner and all you're all talking about is just completely crazy shit, so I'm just pretty sure my brain snapped.

At first I was like, "did I accidentally join a cult?" But now I'm like "I'm using the internet (or something) in a FUCKING DAY PLANNER"... isn't anyone else worried for their sanity, if this is even happening???

My wrist is cramping but any input would be greatly appreciated, probable fictions of my imagination.

Comments

[decelerate]

[ s'all good. not like dallen is the shining paragon of great writing himself. ]

i mean you can try to prepare yourself all you want but somethings gonna catch you offguard eventually. just feels like its easier to let them em come as they come idk

[partyqueen]

that sounds more like a recipe to get the shit scared out of me over and over...

[decelerate]

well we got aliens so

theres like a whole lot more that will scare the shit out of you around here

[partyqueen]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THAT

[decelerate]

i thought you wanted to be prepared

[ ????? ]

[partyqueen]

shit ok

ok u got me there, ur right, but that was like. dropped the hell out of nowhere, god damn

[Louis is red to his forehead, completely embarrassed with how hard his heart is hammering.]

[decelerate]

thats pretty much how it happens.

stuff just hits you out of nowhere.

[partyqueen]

fuckkk damn it that is like the thing I am the worst at handling :(

[decelerate]

are you just that easy to catch offguard or

[partyqueen]

when it comes 2 fucking aliens and superpowers or w/e and using the not-internet in a fucking DAY PLANNER somehow yea i guess u could say i'm caught off guard easily :/

[decelerate]

makes sense. but like i said you kinda get used to it.

[partyqueen]

lmao let's hope so

btw enough about me what's your name?

[decelerate]

its dallen. whats yours?

[partyqueen]

louis. nice 2 meet u. how long u been on this network thing???

[decelerate]

around december so not that long i guess.

[partyqueen]

sounds pretty significant to me, or at least compared to me i guess

are you from this city?

[decelerate]

nope. moved here a few years ago from california. you?

[partyqueen]

OMG... ur from CA? where from? I'm from CA too!!!

I moved here a few years ago and it kind of blows tbh

[decelerate]

small world right

and really?? what blows about it

[partyqueen]

ugh idk like the weather and the ppl and stuff

I just miss CA. don't u?

[decelerate]

the people arent so bad

but yeah i kinda do miss californian weather. it gets too cold here idk

[partyqueen]

idk ppl on the east coast need to chill out imo

also yea exactly!! I run cold as it is. I'm basically dying rn, I hate this fucking weather and idk if I'll ever get used 2 it

[decelerate]

did you get too many people freaking out on you or something??

and maybe its time to bundle up. with like ten blankets.

[partyqueen]

not exactly just everyone kind of seems generally more uptight idk? but maybe I'm just uncomfortable here or something

hehe well inside it's fine, my room is probably one of the coziest places in NJ ;)

but I just like hate going outside, I wish I at least had my own car

[decelerate]

huh really. i havent encountered anyone like that but maybe im just not talking to enough people

oh yeah. walking in this weather is a killer so i feel you, man. i got my own car though so i can escape it sometimes.