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[telvanni]

I have spent the last week painstakingly enchanting a small selection of high quality magical staves. Since I am a wizard, I find my own powers of spellcasting are more than sufficient for my needs. As such, I do not actually need the staves I have made. They were produced simply as a way to hone my craft; nothing more.

This means I am giving them away to certain parties that may be in need of them. If you would like an enchanted staff that fires elemental blasts at your foes, you need only make your case to me. Preference will be given to applicants who as of yet possess no useful echoes and agree to submit to some harmless tests.

No time-wasters.

Comments

[telvanni]

It certainly seems that way thus far. Though thanks to my own prodigious enchanting skill, even in the hands of the less mentally-gifted the staves are still performing rather well.

[ He's so modest. ]

[sassymaru]

PRODIGIOUS you say

that just sounds dashing

[telvanni]

Are you quite finished commenting on my speech patterns? Should I be affecting a more Americanised demeanour for you?
What is up, "dude." Wiggedy wiggedy wack.

[sassymaru]

no please anything but that

i rather LIKE your speech patterns and theyre refreshing thats all

[telvanni]

Thank heavens. I did

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<font face="garamond">Thank heavens. I did <i.so</i> dread having to escalate that. The moment I call someone "bro" and start sagging my trousers is the day I throw myself off the nearest sodding balcony.</font>

[sassymaru]

the only excuse for sagging pants is if youre running out of someones bed because you were out too late drinking and late to work