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[telvanni]

I have spent the last week painstakingly enchanting a small selection of high quality magical staves. Since I am a wizard, I find my own powers of spellcasting are more than sufficient for my needs. As such, I do not actually need the staves I have made. They were produced simply as a way to hone my craft; nothing more.

This means I am giving them away to certain parties that may be in need of them. If you would like an enchanted staff that fires elemental blasts at your foes, you need only make your case to me. Preference will be given to applicants who as of yet possess no useful echoes and agree to submit to some harmless tests.

No time-wasters.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

I want one.

[telvanni]

Oh, what a compelling case. I'll get one sent out to you immediately. Would you like it wrapped up with a pretty pink ribbon?

[wirsinddiejager]

well obviously Id also agree to those tests or whatever.

[telvanni]

Wonderful. Then we're halfway there.
I'd like a brief summary of your echoes thus far. Also any strengths or talents. I already have you down as "loud," so you can leave that out.

[wirsinddiejager]

wow loud thats really original never heard anyone mention that before.

anyway Im not really in the category of not having any useful echoes I have a bunch of those. Ive got hand to hand combat and 3d maneuvering. also I can turn into a titan but I havent fully echoed that yet.

[telvanni]

I don't care about your 3D games. Shapeshifting is far more interesting. Details?

[wirsinddiejager]

its not literal shapeshifting. its more like I create a titan basically out of nothing and control it from within. titans are giant cannibal monsters btw. in my memories it was a proper titan about 50 feet tall but right now all I can do is just a lump of meat.

[telvanni]

So you produce meat from the air.
You convert the atmosphere around you into meat.

[wirsinddiejager]

uh

I

guess???

that makes it sound even grosser than it actually is.

[telvanni]

[ MEATOMANCY. ]

One day when I am less preoccupied with my enchantments, I would like to witness this and perhaps harvest some samples from you.
If you agree, a staff of your own choosing is yours.

[wirsinddiejager]

sure sounds like a deal. let me know whenever you have the time.

[OH GOD NO DON'T GIVE HIM A STAFF]

[telvanni]

Oh, I will. As for your staff, you may pick it up whenever is convenient. As long as that would be nine to five this weekend.

[ AND HERE'S HIS ADDRESS U BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF AAVE HE GONNA GET A STAFF ]

[wirsinddiejager]

awesome.

[I HATE EVERYTHING]