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savetheearth2014-02-13 10:36 am
toobig) wrote in savetheearth2014-02-13 10:36 am
009M | action; [closed]
Who: Ryan, Bertholdt, Alan, Octavia, and Jamie
Where: Bertholdt and Ryan's apartment
When: Backdated to Saturday 02/08
Why: Alan and Octavia have moved in! And Jamie is a weeabo, is anyone else surprised?
Warnings: Stupid teenager bullshit, probable talk of "yaois," lots of face palming.
[For the most part, getting Octavia and Alan here wasn't that difficult. It had been the middle of the night and they had already been packed up when they'd gotten to Gavin's old apartment. Then it had just been a quick bus trip, with Ryan and Bertholdt wrapped up in scarves (to fight the cold and hide their... deformities,) before they got home. They'd put them up in the (tiny) spare bedroom of his apartment and it wasn't too terrible. Besides Alan's night terrors and the screaming and actually having to buy food again. Other than that, it was okay.]
[Jamie had asked to come over, though, to see Octavia (and Alan, he supposed,) so it was another trip outside for Ryan who brought the little nerdlet to their home from the bus stop. And that was how Bertholdt found himself with three teenagers in his apartment with TV and computers going and snacks all through the living room and... he just kind of had to sit, feeling a little drained.]
Where: Bertholdt and Ryan's apartment
When: Backdated to Saturday 02/08
Why: Alan and Octavia have moved in! And Jamie is a weeabo, is anyone else surprised?
Warnings: Stupid teenager bullshit, probable talk of "yaois," lots of face palming.
[For the most part, getting Octavia and Alan here wasn't that difficult. It had been the middle of the night and they had already been packed up when they'd gotten to Gavin's old apartment. Then it had just been a quick bus trip, with Ryan and Bertholdt wrapped up in scarves (to fight the cold and hide their... deformities,) before they got home. They'd put them up in the (tiny) spare bedroom of his apartment and it wasn't too terrible. Besides Alan's night terrors and the screaming and actually having to buy food again. Other than that, it was okay.]
[Jamie had asked to come over, though, to see Octavia (and Alan, he supposed,) so it was another trip outside for Ryan who brought the little nerdlet to their home from the bus stop. And that was how Bertholdt found himself with three teenagers in his apartment with TV and computers going and snacks all through the living room and... he just kind of had to sit, feeling a little drained.]
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Goddammit Octavia you're making me not want to eat this.
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[ Look at her biting the arm off a Ryan cookie all innocent-like. WHO COULD MISTRUST THIS FACE? ]
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[ Chomp chomp. ]
So Bertholdt is like. Headless.
[ Chew chew. ]
You might say -
[ Yes she IS going there ]
- that he needs someone to give him head. Don't you think?
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[Sputtered out along with a mouthful of cookie crumbs.]
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[ Cookie Ryan is now missing both legs. In case Octavia being good at killing baked titans is any comfort at all. ]
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[Defiant cookiechomp. FYI I totally just typed deviant there. I blame Octavia.]
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[ Um. ]
Okay I got nothing. Which means you can't be mad at me for also doing cookie innuendos! It is my nature. My curse.
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Just let me finish eating the cookie first, okay.
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Ignoring it would be wasting it. The innuendo wants to be made! Duh.
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[ Eh? EHHHHHHHH? ]
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Wait shouldn't it be the other way around. Like. With the filling and. Holes.
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Innuendo doesn't have to be completely accurate to life, Alan. Like! For example. I could respond here with "you can correct my innuendo anytime." That does not actually mean that I am soliciting some kind of bee-dee-ess-em arrangement.
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But wouldn't it be more clever if it was accurate to life?
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Oh. Man! You're right. You know what that means, right? We are going to need handcuffs. And leather. And
[ what else is bondagey ]
paddles.
[ YEAH THAT'LL DO ]
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[OR IS IT no it isn't]
I was just saying, okay. But you're the innuendo expert here so do what you want.
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[ FINGERGUNS sorry alan you have brought the innuendocalypse on yourself ]
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[Aww that one was even accurate to life]
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[ Have the most innocent and cookie-crumby of cheeksmooches. SO CLASSY. ]
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Congrats on finishing Bertholdt off.
[ FUCKING FLEEING LIKE A BOSS ]
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