video; late at night

[drama8om8]

[ It is a very tired Octavia that turns on her webcam tonight. An Octavia that is too tired to care that she's showing herself on the network sporting her dorky orange sun jammies and a giant tangle of bed hair. ]

So, uh. Lately I'm not sleeping so - [YAWWWWWWWWN] - great or whatever. Because, um.

[ She rubs at her eyes under her glasses briefly. ]

Nightmares! Yeah. I am having super terrible nightmares. Like. The worst. So I was hoping somebody would know how to stop somebody having dreams and stuff? Google isn't hel--

[ Then she's cut off by an exceedingly shouty voice that some might recognise as Alan's coming from somewhere offscreen. ]

I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

[ And she slams her laptop shut with a shriek. Busteeeeeeeed. ]

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[drama8om8]

Rofl. 8ut what was your surname? Mpreg McAss8a8y?
You have to admit that it has a pretty gr8 ring to it!

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[siesinddasessen]

You'll have to consult someone better at Norse lore for such details.

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[drama8om8]

8ut that would require effort!
And I am super fond of that name. It suits you. You can keep it! :::;D

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[siesinddasessen]

You'll testify to your maturity if you use it I'm sure.

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[drama8om8]

It 8n't like I am going to go around calling you Ms. Ass8a8y all the time, duh!
We are on first-name terms here. Right, Mpreg? ::::)

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[siesinddasessen]

I'm not sure if I got your name.

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[drama8om8]

EVERY8ODY knows my name! I'm a famous terrorist? I was on the news????????
Tavia! God.

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[siesinddasessen]

Didn't your parents teach for the stars a bit, there?

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[drama8om8]

Parent. No plural!
And my ACTUAL name that mom gave me is WAY SHITTIER so fuck you.
Tavia is a gr8 name! Suck it.

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[siesinddasessen]

I meant your middle name.

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[drama8om8]

[ !!!!!!!! ]

No w8y d8 y8u kn8w my m8ddle n8me. NO. WAY.

[ WHOOPS HERE COMES THE FLUSTERED 8-SPAM ]

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[siesinddasessen]

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 888888888888888888888) !!!!!

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[drama8om8]

H8 HA EVERY8ODY LAUGH 8T TH8 UNCONTR8LLA8LE ECHO-8NDUCED 8s!!!!!!!!
I KNEW you didn't know my middle name.
Which is good for you 8ecause then I would have had to KILL YOU. >::::C

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[siesinddasessen]

Good luck with trying.

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[drama8om8]

Hey! I 8n't GOING to. It would 8e super unconsciona8le!
8ut you shouldn't underestim8 me. Since I COULD kill any8ody I wanted if the whim took me!
I have mind control powers, right? So I could totally just force some8ody to stop 8reathing or throw themselves in a lake or something.
TRYING wouldn't even 8e involved! After I found out who you are, I guess.

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[siesinddasessen]

So you claim to be able to kill everyone on this network, if you knew who they were?

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[drama8om8]

Yeah! I am fucking UNSTOPPA8LE.

[ She is also a fucking liar, since that level of control would require someone relatively weak-willed or unsuspecting and a hell of a lot of concentration. And she's found at least two people so far who are frustratingly immune to her stupid dumb lamey-lame powers.

BUT SHH. ]

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[siesinddasessen]

Like a steamroller.

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[drama8om8]

A steamroller WITH INCREDI8LE HAIR.

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[siesinddasessen]

Can it eat people?

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[drama8om8]

[ !!!!!!!! ]

Uh. No.
What does eating people got to do with anything?

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[siesinddasessen]

Can it talk? Elongate? Change color?

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[drama8om8]

What the fuck kind of steamrollers are YOU imagining

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[siesinddasessen]

I'm talking about the steamroller's hair.

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[drama8om8]

Are you NUTS? Hair doesn't have to have dum8 magical properties to 8e incredi8le!
It is perfectly ordinary steamroller hair. Duh.

 

This is going some WEIRD places.