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[pheromonecoffee]

Is anybody else hearing voices when they get to know somebody?

Because I am. They tell me I have their blessing when I choose a persona of an arcana.

This is normal right?

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[italktofish]

MY NAME'S ARTHUR I DRIVE A SCHOOL BUS, LIVE WITH MY GRANNY, GENERALLY LEAD AN OUTRAGEOUS SORT OF LIFE, AND I CAN TALK TO FISH AND BREATHE UNDERWATER IT'S PRETTY OUTRAGEOUS EVEN IF I NOW HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE BATHTUB ON ACCOUNT OF DRYING UP TOO FAST OTHERWISE BUT HEY CAN'T COMPLAIN WITH OUTRAGEOUS SUPERPOWERS GRANNY'S GOT POWERS TOO WE'RE A SUPERHERO FAMILY

WHAT ABOUT YOU? TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF NOW TOO

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[pheromonecoffee]

I'm Matt and I'm nowhere near that interesting.

I live with my aunt and uncle and go to school? And I have voice in my head sort of telling me to make friends. My dad's a chemist and my mom works for a fashion designer in New York. And I do these food challenges where one of the guys on here and I see how much food we can stuff in our faces before we end up in a food coma.

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[italktofish]

FOOD CHALLENGES? THAT SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGEOUS

AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MAKING FRIENDS THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD MAY ACTUALLY HAVE GOOD ADVICE

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[pheromonecoffee]

We ate an entire pizza each the first time.

It's still a little weird when you make a friend and then it gives it's blessing.

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[italktofish]

OUTRAGEOUS WHAT KIND OF PIZZA WAS IT THIS IS IMPORTANT

TRUE BUT THEN I GUESS YOU HAVE CONFIRMATION THAT YOU HAVE MADE AN OUTRAGEOUS AND TRUE FRIEND IT'S LIKE A FRIEND-DAR A RADAR FOR FRIENDS

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[pheromonecoffee]

Everything they could fit on it.

I like that. I'm going to call it that from now on. My voice has a name. Friend-dar: A Radar for Friends. If I ever write an autobiography, it will be called that.

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[italktofish]

OUTRAGEOUS THAT IS THE RIGHT WAY TO DO AN EATING CONTEST

AND I AM GLAD I COULD HELP YOU NAME YOUR POWER IT'S SO MUCH BETTER IF IT HAS A GOOD NAME

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[pheromonecoffee]

Want in on the next one? I don't know what it is, but it'll be good.

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[italktofish]

OUTRAGEOUS I WOULD LOVE TO PARTAKE IN SUCH AN ENDEAVOR

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[pheromonecoffee]

I'll let you know when we go again.

Do you speak in caps irl?

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[italktofish]

OUTRAGEOUS I LOOK FORWARD TO IT

AND YES YES I DO I AM A RATHER LOUD INDIVIDUAL ALWAYS HAVE BEEN ALWAYS WILL BE

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[pheromonecoffee]

Cool. No quiet cafes.

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[italktofish]

I AM AFRAID QUIET CAFES AND I DO NOT GET ALONG CHUM

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[pheromonecoffee]

We'll avoid them at all costs.

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[italktofish]

AN EXCELLENT IDEA I WOULD LIKE TO NOT GET THROWN OUT OF ANYWHERE ELSE IF I CAN HELP IT

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[pheromonecoffee]

Anywhere else? Where did you get thrown out of?

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[italktofish]

I GOT THROWN OUT OF AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET ONE TIME

THEY PRETTY MUCH LIED ABOUT THE ALL YOU CAN EAT PART

DIDN'T WANT ANYONE HANGING AROUND FOR FOUR AND A HALF HOURS

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[pheromonecoffee]

[Oh he likes you.]

I didn't realize there was a time limit on those...

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[italktofish]

I KNOW RIGHT THEY SHOULD BE CLEAR WITH THAT

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[pheromonecoffee]

You should've gotten a refund.

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[italktofish]

I KNOW RIGHT BUT I TRIED AND THEN THEY SAID THEY'D CALL THE POLICE SO I LEFT

BUNCH OF JERKS

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[pheromonecoffee]

Wait the police? Really? Is that necessary???

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[italktofish]

THEY SEEMED TO THINK IT WAS, BUNCH OF JERKS

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[pheromonecoffee]

They're the ones with false advertising....

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[italktofish]

TELL ME ABOUT IT I MEAN THEY STARTED GOING ON ABOUT STAYING LONGER THAN A NORMAL PERSON WOULD AND COMPLAINING THAT I ATE AS MUCH AS TWO OR THREE NORMAL CUSTOMERS IN ONLY MY FIRST HOUR AND REALLY DIDN'T SEEM TO BE INTERESTED IN ANY REPEAT BUSINESS