01 | text; typed

[abhero]

you guys owe me a new phone and let me tell you why

let’s say your grandma wants whatsapp installed and since you’re a good grandkid you take her phone and plan to do just that. but instead you type those numbers that got stuck in your head and you find a secret message board

so you browse and it’s like everyone is in some weird reincarnation cult. then you see FAQ and the first to get your eye is red text about police killing kids and snuff films and shit

and IN THAT EXACT MOMENT granny comes looking to see if you’re done yet and you freak out, throw her phone and smash it. then you’ve got all this explaining to do and people get angry

you connect to the “network” again later when you’re alone in your room behind a closed door, trying to figure out wtf is going on in peace

only to find out you ruined gran’s phone for nothing because “observing civilians will see blank pages or device equivalent” and you wonder WTF NO ONE THOUGHT TO PUT IT IN BIG BOLD LETTERS INSTEAD INSIDE A WALL OF TEXT

conclusion? you owe me a phone

and hi i guess