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[ursoreckless]

turn my back for a couple days and suddenly we have dick jokes

really funny

in other news, i'm going to need some help acquiring some supplies

under the radar kind of stuff

i haven't figured out how it all works yet but

i got a feeling i will be needing more than one lousy gun if the stupid keeps on building up like it has been

also am going to have to talk to a couple of you soon about setting up the kind of things my other is use to setting up

that means you lord of bugmen and i guess a couple others

that burger joint rumors are totally not my fault as well


[ooc; so if characters were interested in shou'd idea to set up a raiding game, shou will probably get a hold of them through a private communication. i forgot who was going to be involved with this idea. also the bugman rumor is from a local burger type place where the lord of the bugmen and some random guy argued about mustard packets while at a drive-through window. feel free to have heard about it.]

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[chalicejoker]

Please tell me you're not going to have whatever car you end up buying custom painted with orange sparkles.

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[ursoreckless]

i don't know yet. i'll have to see what colors they offer

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[chalicejoker]

But have you thought of trying a not-sparkly one?

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[ursoreckless]

but what would be the fun in that?

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[chalicejoker]

Not making it easier for the cops to tail you is always fun.

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[ursoreckless]

worry wart

i like having a flashy car

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[chalicejoker]

And I like not getting arrested. It's like we've got two totally different sets of interests going on here.

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[ursoreckless]

how many times have i got arrested in my car?

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[chalicejoker]

Probably none, but getting pulled over really often is bad enough.

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[ursoreckless]

i haven't gotten pulled over since that time someone tossed their bra outta the window.

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[chalicejoker]

They seriously busted you for littering?

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[ursoreckless]

i think it had to do with the fact that the bra got caught on their windshield wipers and they were trying to return it and... well let's face it, naked people in a car sort of gets their attention and they did a search for drugs.

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[chalicejoker]

Why am I not surprised?

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[ursoreckless]

mother had a fit when she saw the scandal rags the next day about my wild druggie nights with mob girls

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[chalicejoker]

You came out of it better than I would have in that case. I'm pretty sure I would not be alive if my mother thought I was having wild druggie nights with mob girls.

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[ursoreckless]

idk she cut me off

not that it mattered since i've got my grandparents estate but still

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[chalicejoker]

Sorry to hear that.

[And he is; he's close enough to his family that getting cut off from any of them would hurt.]

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[ursoreckless]

it only lasted for two years when she found out i was shearing sheep in australia.

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[chalicejoker]

How did you end up in Australia?

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[ursoreckless]

it involves modeling, g-strings and a handful of seashells.

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[chalicejoker]

I think I have some idea of where this is going.

[Not that he wants the idea.]

At least everything worked out in the end.

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[ursoreckless]

really? okay.

anyways, everything's normal.

i'm still buying an orange car.

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[chalicejoker]

At least make it a dark orange one?

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[ursoreckless]

there is nothing wrong with having a little bit of color.

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[chalicejoker]

But orange? Of all colors?