[Video: early morning]

[greenisthenewblack]

[Sheila's in a bathrobe, looking rather more disheveled and irate than... most people on the network have seen her before. If they've seen her at all. This is, after all, her first video.]

[She'd be more concerned about her appearance if both hands weren't, y'know. Glowing. Glowing green, in fact, with a few black flecks. She gives a deep, exasperated sigh.]

Great. Now I glow.

Other people blast things, or get cyborg implants, or super-strength.

I fucking glow.

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[greenisthenewblack]

And on top of it, Gerry thinks I might be this alien dude he knew.

Emphasis on dude.

[dododo]

[ Chokes on a laugh. He still giggles for a second, but it's muffled behind his hand. ]

How ... unfortunate? Maybe?

[ She sounds like she thinks it would be. ]

[greenisthenewblack]

Gee, good to know you're so sensitive to my plight.

[She glowers really well.]

That would be beyond unfortunate, thanks. Especially if they're both right.

[dododo]

Surely being a man wouldn't be quite so bad?

[greenisthenewblack]

Yes.

I mean, really.

[dododo]

I'm not sure if I should be offended.

[ He doesn't actually mean that, but. ]

[greenisthenewblack]

How would you feel if someone said you were about to grow tits, John?

Not that they wouldn't be fetching on you.

[dododo]

[ Wow.

He really doesn't know how to take that. He splutters, part laughs, and just. What? ]

I really don't know.

[greenisthenewblack]

Well, there you go. So don't judge me for being a tiny bit freaked out.

[dododo]

I wasn't, actually. Jokes aside.

[greenisthenewblack]

...yeah, guess I knew that. Sorry. This whole business has me crabbier than usual.

[dododo]

Oh, that's quite all right. I understand.