[Video: early morning]

[greenisthenewblack]

[Sheila's in a bathrobe, looking rather more disheveled and irate than... most people on the network have seen her before. If they've seen her at all. This is, after all, her first video.]

[She'd be more concerned about her appearance if both hands weren't, y'know. Glowing. Glowing green, in fact, with a few black flecks. She gives a deep, exasperated sigh.]

Great. Now I glow.

Other people blast things, or get cyborg implants, or super-strength.

I fucking glow.

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[idealofhope]

[He stares for a second, as if pondering.

...still pondering...]

...

[He smacks his hands together.] Got it. Find a dubstep club and get paid to be a strobe light.

[Nailed it.]

[Video]

[greenisthenewblack]

[That earns him a long, unamused stare.]

How about no.

[Video]

[idealofhope]

Oh, come on! That's a lucrative idea!

[Video]

[greenisthenewblack]

How about I shove my 'strobe light' up your-

[Whoops, her students might be watching this.]

...let's stick with noooooo.