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[wonk]

yo

any1 who saw me go down at the party i didnt die

or mb i did and i came back 2 life or smth

still unclear on the details of that

think every1 else made it out alive 2 so theres that @ least

check in? mac tavia aria danny i guess + anyone else who i missed

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[mood2wiingiing]

are you going two go around claiming youre jesus now two because i think we have enough jesuses already.

jesusi maybe? whats the plural of jesus.

[wonk]

dw im not gonna be jesus

tbh jesus is kind of a boring mythology fgure

probagbly bc hes 2 mainstream

im a religion hipster i prefer greek gods

[mood2wiingiing]

ok good i dont think we need any more around here lol.

[wonk]

hit ur jesus quota 4 a while huh

2 many numbers jesuses knockin @ ur door

"hello im tavia serket and i want 2 talk about how fuckin great i am"

[mood2wiingiing]

lmao yeah basically idk if i could handle another jesus in here trying two show off how great and messiah like they are.
past life greek gods though? way better, as long as theres less rubbing in my face of the whole immortality thing.

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[not_good_not_wicked]

As long as you're fine now I think it should be ok

[wonk]

oh yeah def

not 2 worried aobut myself rly

[gogoghostpowers]

Oh good you're still okay.

Anyway, uh. I'm still here--I made it out fine, I didn't get hurt.

[wonk]

rad

good 2 see u 2

fist bump of soldariy

[gogoghostpowers]

[this is an incredibly awkward conversation to have. how do you talk to someone who just recently came back from death?

Danny feels like he of all people should know the protocol on this. But he doesn't, so it takes him some time to figure out a way to respond.]

Fistbump back, I guess?

...do you remember anything about how you stopped being dead? Because I mean that was really messed up. The dying part, anyway, not the coming back--I'm glad you came back.

[wonk]

no but tavia says it was the same rainbow fire bs that happend 2 her

i dont remember anything between dying and waking up

[gogoghostpowers]

Oh. (I didn't know Tavia had weird rainbow fire stuff too.)

I guess I was just thinking maybe you died kind of like how I did--or was supposed to, anyway? I mean, since I already knew I was dead and we can both do intangible stuff.

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[drama8om8]

Oh.
I was going to welcome you to Clu8 Jesus.
8ut I guess I shouldn't 8other! Since that is so incredi8ly unpalata8le and all. So grats on 8eing alive or whatever.

[wonk]

i said it was kind aboring not incredibly unpalatable

your boyfriend saw u come back 2 life 2 right was it the saem thing that happened 2 me

[drama8om8]

Same THING. 8n't nothing worse than 8eing 8oring. 8ut whatever.
It sure was!
Rain8ow misty firey tendrilly floaty 8ullshit. Super mystical.
And prettier than I expected! Like wow.

[wonk]

so like

what ur saying is

i caught on rainbow fire

and them i came back 2 life

@ least its pretty i guess but @ the same time

what the fcuk

[drama8om8]

What the fcuk indeed.
8ut you can't complain! What with it 8eing hells of 8etter than 8eing dead and all.
(If you still feel all icky and gross then find some8ody to hug. Fixes it right up! Trust me.)

[dorkytracksuit]

this snake crap is so old. im glad you're okay.

[wonk]

ur text adventure guy right

ty 4 ur consideration i appreciate it

[dorkytracksuit]

yeah text adventure guy who didnt even finish the god damn stories. lol. if you need like. i dunno. post death energy bars or something just ask.
is that a weird thing to say? yeah. probably.

[wonk]

dw ive eaten

like actual good 2 notjust hideen valley r whatever

r wait is that ranch

yeah granola bars r nature valley

anyway im good i think

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[hawaiianheir]

still kickin, yo.

private text all the way

[wonk]

rad

where r u rn
i think i need a hug

and tbh u probably do 2

private as hellll

[hawaiianheir]

starbucks right now

and




yeah i could use a hug
and i am totally up for giving some awesome hugs to you too

[wonk]

u want i sohuld coem there or we goonna get r hug on in rpivate

*gonna
*private

u can come 2 my place the address is attached