Video, postdated to after the snakes nonsense is all dealt with

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So, apparently there was once a magical land called Gensokyo...or maybe there still is? It's confusing. It was a sealed off place, probably in Japan because everyone spoke Japanese, that was a sort of safehaven for all the magic that people don't believe in anymore. There were fairies and vampires and wizards and gods and who knows what else living there, who couldn't live in a world that had forgotten them.

I guess it was my home, once, so I felt like sharing. And hey, maybe if I talk about it other people will remember it.

Oh, also I told my Mom about everything. It was a long conversation, but she's cool with it. I think she's going to use some of the ideas in her next book.

Comments

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i fuckin dare you

[not_good_not_wicked]

I'm doing it. Whatever happens next is on your head!

[not_good_not_wicked]

So...a fictional thing or relationship that is not by blood? That's what google says.

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google is in some serious denial about the horrors of the universe

[not_good_not_wicked]

Oh wait here we go, something about otherkin.

"Otherkin are a community of people who identify themselves as non-human in all but..."

[Trailing off into mumbling as she reads.]

That is weird.

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some people identify as fictional characters like elves and wookies and loki as in the norse god

[not_good_not_wicked]

Except they're not actually elves or wookies or Loki.

Unlike us.

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yeah speak for yourself
i am actually an elven wookie possessed by the spirit of loki and in addition to that i can time travel, shapeshift, and soulbond with animals

Only one of those is true

[not_good_not_wicked]

That sounds like a very busy life.

shhhh

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it would be less busy if i didn't have like 50 adorable animal sidekicks

[not_good_not_wicked]

Get them to do your chores for you. It will save you time so you can do...whatever elven wookies do.

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steal candy from babies, spread the homosexual agenda, destroy traditional marriage, climb waterfalls, braid our hair



everywhere

[not_good_not_wicked]

What do you mean everywhere?

[Give her a minute.]

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e v e r y w h e r e

[not_good_not_wicked]

That seems like it would be uncomfortable.

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beauty is pain

[not_good_not_wicked]

You're fucking with me. Basically no one would even see it.

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star wars conventions have surprisingly diverse orgies

[not_good_not_wicked]

[The mind is a treacherous thing, which is why she just Jaba the Hutt with braided pubic hair.]

I could have gone my whole life without that mental image.

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my favourite part was the sarlacc pit cosplayer