Video, postdated to after the snakes nonsense is all dealt with

[not_good_not_wicked]

So, apparently there was once a magical land called Gensokyo...or maybe there still is? It's confusing. It was a sealed off place, probably in Japan because everyone spoke Japanese, that was a sort of safehaven for all the magic that people don't believe in anymore. There were fairies and vampires and wizards and gods and who knows what else living there, who couldn't live in a world that had forgotten them.

I guess it was my home, once, so I felt like sharing. And hey, maybe if I talk about it other people will remember it.

Oh, also I told my Mom about everything. It was a long conversation, but she's cool with it. I think she's going to use some of the ideas in her next book.

Comments

[shiromadoushi]

Write down every clue you have. We'll need it if we go outside the boundaries of Fantasia.

[not_good_not_wicked]

I guess when you really think about it, we kind of already ARE in a magical land full of stuff no one believes in anymore.

[shiromadoushi]

No dragons yet.

Gotta have dragons.

[not_good_not_wicked]

I'll support this. I bet dragons have all kind of cool stuff.

[shiromadoushi]

Damned right they do. Dragon hordes aren't the ultimate treasure troves for nothing! They know where the best stuff is!

[not_good_not_wicked]

It'd be a problem if one started setting things on fire, though. We'd have to beat it up before we could take it's stuff.

[shiromadoushi]

Not if we were stealthy~

Besides. Dragon who'd never seen video games before could likely be distracted super easy or even trade for one, right?

[not_good_not_wicked]

Yeah but then I'd have to give up a video game! I say we stick with plan beat it up.

[shiromadoushi]

What, you gonna nuke it from orbit or something?

[not_good_not_wicked]

It sounds like a pretty solid plan to me.

[shiromadoushi]

Wouldn't that mess up the hoard too?

[not_good_not_wicked]

Oh. Hmm it might.

Okay first we'll draw it out into the open. THEN we'll nuke it from orbit.

[shiromadoushi]

How about you draw it out and keep it busy while I loot the shit out of it?

[not_good_not_wicked]

Okay but if I ever find out you aren't splitting the treasure evenly I will END YOU.

[shiromadoushi]

You'd have to find me first~

Though really, if it worked out, it'd be stupid to dick you over when we could stay teamed up and do it again.

[not_good_not_wicked]

I think one dragon would be enough.

Or we could just do it to Tavia. SHE has a treasure horde.

[shiromadoushi]

That's right, I'd forgotten.

Wait, wouldn't that be back at her house though? She's still on the run, right?

[not_good_not_wicked]

You know, that's actually a pretty good question. What HAPPENED to all that crap?

[shiromadoushi]

How would I know?

Think maybe the cops took it?

[not_good_not_wicked]

You'd think that much pirate booty would have been on the news.

[shiromadoushi]

These are corrupt cops here.

They probably went to the casino with it or something.

[not_good_not_wicked]

I always assumed they weren't corrupt like in taking bribes and shit, just that they were working for the aliens. But maybe..?

[shiromadoushi]

Like any cop who's in with bad guys could resist the huge load of "terrorist" treasure.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Probably about as hard as resisting it when they AREN'T with the bad guys.

[shiromadoushi]

Harder! They've already given in to being modified, right? Power grab there.

So yeah. It's probably gone if they got their hands on it.