Karson was Jesus first. And you cutting ties with my past-life brother could only improve his shitty-ass life! So go ahead with that, Shithair McDicksuck.

[ HUFF. So much huffing. ]

And eff-why-eye the immortality shit has been hells of proven! Because I got shot last month and came back from the dead and also Karson drank like five bottles of Nyquil and didn't die.

[ What more proof of Jesusry could anyone ever need? GOD ]