[ OUCH. Being referred to as a creature hits a sore spot. Luckily, Tavia's acting skills are so fantastically amazing that this doesn't show at alAAHAHAHAHAHA NO IT'S SUPER OBVIOUS WOW.

She's not commenting on it, though. Just looking supremely butthurt. ]

I am so a Jesus! I'm Fairy Pirate Jesus, and my past-life brother Karson is Leader Cupid Jesus. These are officially official facts that we officially remember! Officially.

[ But that doesn't actually explain the Jesus bit, does it? Hrrm. ]

... And we are. Jesuses because we died and rose up again and stuff. Jesus style! Because we are-slash-were legit immortal. It's pretty sweet.