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[sassymaru]

[Wow this is much better texting than Yuji usually uses. Clearly something must be wrong.]

To all those who know him, Nick appears to have lost his memory of the network.

Which means if you know him in person... just. Brace for the worst, I suppose. More vacant stares than usual.

I just thought you should know. If you know him.

[Now if you'll excuse him, he has to go feel sorry for himself somewhere.]

Comments

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[sassymaru]

thats positively aggressive of you, 旦那

[text]

[synonymouswithdookie]

oh don't worry he won't bleed or anything

[text]

[sassymaru]

i didnt say i disliked aggressive u

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[synonymouswithdookie]

well fine then he will bleed

whatever you want babe i'll make it happen

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[sassymaru]

and now you sound like a mafia boss

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[synonymouswithdookie]

ey yo fugiddabouddit youknowatumsayin

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[sassymaru]

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what ?

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[synonymouswithdookie]

i'm being a mafia boss

no that would be terrible i'd be the smallest mafia boss ever

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[sassymaru]

i thought you had to talk about the 'day of your daughters wedding' or something

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[synonymouswithdookie]

when they aren't talking about weddings they're making weird noises

besides i don't have a daughter and i don't think anyone wants to merry cookie monster

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[sassymaru]

well that just shows how many mob movies ive seen

i thought your cat was a boy

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[synonymouswithdookie]

dude if cookie monster wants to feel pretty who am i to judge

he even has his own little sweaters okay

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[sassymaru]

your cat has sweaters

?

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[synonymouswithdookie]

hes a little beefcake

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[sassymaru]

i can safely say ive never seen a sweater on a cat before

needs more purple

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[synonymouswithdookie]

oh he has a purple one

and a blue one

two green ones

one with a little dinosaur on it

i have a whole drawer of them

the cat has more clothes than he does really.]

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[sassymaru]

this is stupidly adorable but

i cant help but notice

your cat dresses better than you and i need to change that

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[synonymouswithdookie]

fuck

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[sassymaru]

(^o^)丿

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[synonymouswithdookie]

you and your emotes

i guess i've stalled this shopping trip for long enough though

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[sassymaru]

yes you have

as long as your knee is up to it

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[synonymouswithdookie]

it's fine. i need to get off my ass or it's gonna get all stiff on me anyway. might grab my brace from my apartment before i do a lot of walking around.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

*marry

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[sassymaru]

*adorable

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[synonymouswithdookie]

*no shutup