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Listen up, I have a couple of important, mandatory, announcements. Okay, first off… I GOT A VITA FOR CHRISTMAS!!!! Mom got me a bunch of games I asked for too (I told her what I wanted, of course but details aside.) Dragon’s Crown, Purse Owners 4 Golden, and this one she ordered for me from Japan- @field (that right something FROM JAPAN), but most notably of all there is a Hyperdimension Neptunia game coming out soon!! AAAAlakjdfakl-!! THIS MAKES UP FOR ALL THE STUPID SWEATERS (+OTHER) FROM MY AUNTS 100,000,000,000,000,000%!!!

[He’s a complete and utter eighteen year-old, can't you see? Jamie’s had a nice winter season despite all the relatives.]

So it is true when you leave Locke City you forget everything about your echos. Mom and I went to my Aunt Carol's for Christmas and my brain just drew a blank.. but the second we come back home I remembered everything. At least I think it’s everything… I kept feeling like something was missing the whole time as well, this place is inescapable isn't it?

[Jamie is already so nervous, he just knows someone is going to have something smart to say about what he has to talk about next. He just needs to put on a tough face, or in this case tough text, and show no weakness.]

Alright, besides my rad as hellz Christmas there is some other network related stuff I have to talk about. So, ah—… I was going to start sort-of-like a ‘club’ but the membership is open. You just need to have a number, which means only network people are going to belong to it. Every week what I thought would be cool is if we all got together and I streamed a bunch of anime and we could talk about our echos and stuff... [Things already feel like they could be going better.. The network was already kind of like a club so his case is looking more and more grim.] Like an anime club, seeing a whole bunch of you don't know what anime is, my mom has a DVR and I could recorded [adult swim] every Saturday and stream it later with some of my Naruto DVDs and whatever else people have, anyone interested??

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Shame. Good of them to at least do that, though. Diapers are very expensive.

And if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to incite me to violence.
And that's terrible. Someone as weak as I am could get seriously hurt. :ヘ(

Sadly they didn't continue with such important lessons as fear or lies out of courtesy. I'm sure those would have come in handy when speaking with frail and weak people like you.

I can provide a few pointers on talking to frail young maidens, if it helps.
Speak softly, but firmly. Maintain open, non-threatening body language.
Approach them with your body held sideways, avoiding eye contact. Back off if they seem hostile in any way, and otherwise remain still and allow them to sniff you.

Wait, that's dogs.

I see.

So you were a dog in your former life. Which breed? Poodle or terrier?

Very shibe. Most doge.

[ ~~it is at this point that we all regret letting Sasha start Ellie on this path. every life choice is now regrettable both icly and oocly. I know only pain.~~ ]

[And Blaine regrets never having learned to really do any kind of internet speak. It always seemed pointless. Now she wonders if it might not be fun after all...

Not that she will make an effort unless she is really bored or feels that it would actually help one day.]

Then it is a pretty horrible twist of fate that Jamie doesn't worship the ground that your feet walk on, with such Japanese roots.

Alas. The position of his goddess has already been filled.
I'm sure you can imagine how much the disappointment chokes me. I'm tearing up a little.

If you always give up that easily, you won't be able to keep any of your believers, you know?

I suppose I'm just not cut out for being a religious figure for hormonal teenagers. It's the greatest tragedy of my life.

A great responsibility, yet a fulfilling lifestyle.

Too bad that you got robbed of it so easily. But I'm sure you can become his greatest fear instead.

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