savetheearth | testchamber 03 | open

Hi, everyone.

[Is she going to begin all her posts like that?

Yes. Yes, she is. The video goes wobbly for a minute as Michelle adjusts the positioning to actually show her face instead of the top of her head.]

If you're not completely bored of echo stories, I got this thing a couple weeks ago. Meant to ask about it earlier, but with one thing and another...

[She walks off camera and comes back with an unusual device. In brief, it looks like a spider made sweet, sweet love to some kind of gun and the product of their union was built by Apple.]

... and I guess Wheatley's post reminded me. Does this thing look familiar to anyone? I'm not sure what it's for, but it does this.

[She steps just out of frame, leaving a clear view of the white wall opposite her desk. How exciting. She aims, the barrel of the gun-thing just visible at the edge of the screen, and fires. With a springy "foom" noise, a cloudy blue disc about the size of a door appears on the wall. Michelle returns to her chair.]

That's all I've gotten from it so far. Useful, right? [She laughs quietly, indicating that was a joke. It's not very useful at all.] I was hoping you guys would have some input.