010 >> dec 29 - evening- text

[hollowleg]

so what danny said about me is true. i took a bite out of him. it was my fault, for sure, because i forgot my lunch that day and haha so hungry. anyway i've been trying my very best to stay away from people but i have to go back to work soon or else i won't have any money

SO first part of this post is to tell you all to avoid the Magnificent Bakery on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Those are the days I work. It's numbers club people that are most in danger. i'm usually ok if i make sure to eat.

the other thing is… does the word "Hollow" mean anything to anyone here? I found out that's what I am. they're these… ghosts, I guess. Monsters, obake. Spirits who have wandered the earth so long that they get overcome by their despair and mutate into monsters with skull-like masks, and eat other ghosts and people to try and fill the holes in their hearts. Are those a "thing" for anyone else?

… i'm not sure what to do. is there a cannibals anonymous?


oh. I hope everyone enjoyed their gifts. there were no human body parts in the cookies i promise. just sugar and flour and happiness.

[PRIVATE: BROOKE REYNOLDS]

Hey, you're a mortician, right? I need human… flesh, i guess. anything you can spare. bones, organs, whole limbs. anything.

Comments

[hollowleg]

What do you think?

Yeah my eyes are so bad, there doesn't exist a contact lens that can correct it. Apparently it's an albinism thing.

Shit, what'd you get her? A damn golden throne? Haha!

[ursoreckless]

I'd rather not say until I'm sure about it.

Bummer.

Well, almost? It's a necklace made from platinum and diamonds.

[hollowleg]

Fair enough.

I keep hoping for a pulse to make my eyes better. What kind of predator has 20/80 vision anyway?

Holy shit why do you have so much money. It's not fair!

[ursoreckless]

There are some that are blind but given that they live underwater, well, it's not like you use your eyes there.

Trust funds and good investments. I know it's not fair, so that's why I just like giving stuff away.

[hollowleg]

Well yeah, but they have whiskers and electrosense and shit. ... I hope I get to keep my eyes, I'm pretty attached.

Maybe I should invest...

[ursoreckless]

I get you.

I know a few good starter stocks. Nothing fancy and it doesn't cost much to invest in.

[hollowleg]

Well, you should come over some time and show me!

[ursoreckless]

I can do that. When would be a good time?

[hollowleg]

How about my day off? Tuesday.

[ursoreckless]

Okay, got any special time?

[hollowleg]

Eh, whenever. I usually just sit at home.

[ursoreckless]

Alright, I'll stop by after noon. Want me to bring anything?

[hollowleg]

Beers. Several.

[ursoreckless]

You wanna try to learn how to play stocks while being drunk?

[hollowleg]

Buzzed. I can drink like, an entire six pack by myself and just be a little off. I blame the mega-metabolism.

[ursoreckless]

Hey, we almost match. I'll bring a couple cases.

[hollowleg]

Haha! You too? Fun.

[ursoreckless]

I have a high tolerance for alcohol. Okay I'll see you after noon, mebbe twelve-thirty at the latest.

[hollowleg]

Works for me. The door will be open.

[ursoreckless]

I'll see you on Tuesday. Try not to eat anyone else in the meantime, okay?

[hollowleg]

I will do my very, very best.

Except Chris.

I might eat her.

[he cackles]

[ursoreckless]

I do not need to know the details on your sex life, man. [even though he is winking.]

[hollowleg]

That's just too bad, ain't it.

[ursoreckless]

Dunno. How does Chris like it that you talk about eating her to some random guy?

[hollowleg]

Eh, I don't think she minds. If she does, I'll cut it out. She knows you're my pal anyway, not just some random guy!