savetheearth | 010 >> dec 29

so what danny said about me is true. i took a bite out of him. it was my fault, for sure, because i forgot my lunch that day and haha so hungry. anyway i've been trying my very best to stay away from people but i have to go back to work soon or else i won't have any money

SO first part of this post is to tell you all to avoid the Magnificent Bakery on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Those are the days I work. It's numbers club people that are most in danger. i'm usually ok if i make sure to eat.

the other thing is… does the word "Hollow" mean anything to anyone here? I found out that's what I am. they're these… ghosts, I guess. Monsters, obake. Spirits who have wandered the earth so long that they get overcome by their despair and mutate into monsters with skull-like masks, and eat other ghosts and people to try and fill the holes in their hearts. Are those a "thing" for anyone else?

… i'm not sure what to do. is there a cannibals anonymous?

oh. I hope everyone enjoyed their gifts. there were no human body parts in the cookies i promise. just sugar and flour and happiness.

[PRIVATE: BROOKE REYNOLDS]

Hey, you're a mortician, right? I need human… flesh, i guess. anything you can spare. bones, organs, whole limbs. anything.

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Please don't make me laugh about this, I don't wanna laugh about cannibalism. Especially when I was the one getting cannibalized.

8ut laughter is the 8est medicine!
And I didn't even get to point out the most hilarious thing of all yet.
You know how you're super dead? And therefore 8asically a ghost?
I guess that makes you........ SOUL FOOD. >:::;D

OH MY GOD NO

But even if I am soul food, does it still count if I'm not a HEARTY meal?

[he tried. he tried really hard to stop it.

it failed.]

Suddenly I regret everything.
Like I don't have enough on my pl8te (lol) without food puns! Wow.

This is why I didn't want to get into this whole pun-making dine-amic.

HOW DO I STOP IT. Do I just admit defeat? Fork over the win?

W8 SHIT

Oh god you're stuck doing this too?

I don't know how it works, I'm just hoping it comes to a stop on its own spoon.

oh damn it.

May8e if we just. Stop typing. Then we'll stop making a meal of this.

F8CK

Okay. Okay, after this one, I'm going to drop this bread and stop responding, so that we can put an end to this.

wait oh god i did it again didn't i OKAY NO. I'M STOPPING NOW. I'M DONE.

I h8 my stupid life

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