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anders ([personal profile] stillshrill) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-12-29 05:33 pm

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Who: Amell [personal profile] persuaderoll and Anders [personal profile] stillshrill
When: December 24, after those minor echoes ...
Where: Daylen's apartment of mysteriously appearing mage robes
What: Anders still thinks this is all an extremely elaborate prank courtesy of Improv Everywhere. Daylen thinks he's been drugged, possibly by Improv Everywhere. No one should trip alone.
Warnings: Bad language probably, I don't know



Anders arrives toting a brick-red messenger bag that bulges oddly here and there. The first thing he does, upon being admitted to Daylen's House of Chic Minimalist Furnishings and Bourgeois Accessories (subject to renaming should Anders find reason to change his opinion thereof), is to produce a couple of face masks, the sort a person might wear to avoid inhaling sawdust or other unsavory particulates during a fit of DIY home repair.

"If I could jury-rig one to stay on Dark's nose," he says -- apologetically -- "I'd have brought it. Better safe than sorry, don't you think?"
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2013-12-29 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Daylen blinks at the mask, then up at Anders -- then finally down at Dark.

Dark isn't interest particularly in the masks, more in the fact that Anders is here. Anders is a friend! Thus Anders is having one paw waved at him. It's a nonsense trick, one Dark was taught when they went to classes. Shake paws!

Right now all Daylen can think is that if Dark knew Anders wanted to fix a face-mask to his snout he wouldn't want to shake paws.

That, and the meaning of Anders even bringing one.

He closes the door behind Anders, wets his lips nervous as Dark patiently paws at Anders' leg and sits waiting for a response.

"You think," he says slowly, "that it might be something in the air here rather than... in something I ate or drunk?"

This is getting worse and worse. It's giving him a headache. Or maybe the headache is from the drugs making him hallucinate mysterious networks and writing on bits of paper and lord maybe he should just move. Maybe this entire city is utterly mad.
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2013-12-30 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, I haven't been out." He frowns at Anders, watching Dark soberly accept the stroking of his ears -- studying Anders expectantly. "I haven't been anywhere but here. I -- I had a drink, before I spoke to you. Before I -- thought about what it might be and I know you shouldn't mix drink and drugs so I... well I looked up symptoms, or side-effects I suppose, to try and work out what it is and nothing really matches. I haven't had a dry mouth or felt high or confused but I think -- am I paranoid? I might be paranoid, and I think my heart is racing and -- and I thought I heard a voice, and then Dark started barking --"

Dark whines nervously at the rambling and the mention of his name, backs away from Anders' hands to turn and sit in front of his master. Something is wrong! Yet what?
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2013-12-30 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
His name! Both of them are saying his name! Dark, that is him!

... Sadly, Dark is not quite a mabari hound and isn't really sure what is being asked. He whines again and nudges at Daylen's hand, licks it in an attempt to be reassuring.

"I don't know," he says, and moves his hand to ruffle Dark's ears. "I was in the kitchen. Getting myself a drink." He swallows, crouches down in front of Dark to let him lick at his face. "I thought it might be my laptop but I... realised after that I closed it. That should have stopped all the video, shouldn't it? Or... maybe it glitched or something. Only it wasn't right away, it was a good minute or so after and -- if Dark barked then Dark probably heard it too, right? I didn't hallucinate it?"
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2013-12-30 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, a little reassurance might have been nice." Daylen frowns and takes the water nonetheless, uncaps the bottle and drinks like he hasn't drunk all day. Dark whines again, aware of the unhappiness, and stands to pace restlessly. Finishing about a third the water Daylen stops, touches the back of his hand to his lips to try and calm himself a moment then recaps the bottle. "Should I eat something? I suppose I don't even know what's safe to eat. Should I just throw everything out? How can I know?"
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-08 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Daylen awkwardly catches the crackers one-handed, hugs them towards himself and moves away to set the bottle of water on a side table -- drops himself to sit on one of the sofas and sighs. Dark follows forlornly, stands with his head resting on Daylen's knee and wags his tail slowly.

"I've only just moved here, I can't exactly pack my things and leave already. For one thing I'm locked into an agreement on this place for at least six months. Come on, at least sit down."

He pulls open the packet of crackers, holds it out Anders since he can't offer him much else and they are his in the first place.
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-08 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Anders is sitting down! This means Anders is now closer to Dark's level, so promptly the Labrador switches attention to him -- tail wagging as it approaches and shoves its nose into the bag curiously.

"Dark!" Daylen chides, and closes fingers through the dog's collar to draw it back a little. The dog moves as indicated, glancing with a slightly guilty look before sitting and tilting its head at Anders. "What is it? Some sort of winter jacket?" He takes a cracker from the box regardless, holds it out for Dark who gently takes it from between Daylen's fingers and lays down in front of Anders to eat it -- resting it between large paws.
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-08 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Dark looks up at the word 'dog' (for that is Dark! Dark is a dog!) and tilts his head curiously.

"That's very sweet of you," Daylen says, since Dark is not capable of voicing an opinion. "Thank you."

It draws a smile from him, a real smile rather than forced reassurance, and he moves off the sofa -- leaves the crackers behind to crouch beside Dark and stroke him with one hand as he feels the material of the harness with the other. Dark instant gets to his feet, tail wagging as he excitedly looks between Daylen and Anders. Something is happening!
Edited (no lets be smiley) 2014-01-08 20:46 (UTC)
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-11 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Dark does not have a problem with wearing a doggy harness, mostly because it means Dark is getting lots of attention! Everyone is on the floor, at Dark's level! Are they going to play?

Daylen gently restrains Dark, who is starting to climb on Anders over-excitedly, and rubs his front while trying to persuade him to sit.

"Out of the ordinary? No, not at all. Why? You don't think they'd hurt Dark, do you?"

The thought makes Daylen frown and clutch his dog a little tighter, which makes Dark squirm and try to try to lick his face. Silly human. Nothing will hurt Dark, Dark is a warrior dog!
Edited (typo) 2014-01-11 16:21 (UTC)
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-11 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Puppyface has no idea why it would not be all right. He just wants to lick his friend! Licking is apparently not allowed though so he sits back, lets Daylen massage his shoulders gently while he listens to Anders.

"It does sound a little strange." Daylen lets out a heavy sigh, presses his face against Dark's fur. Dark half glances back, one ear twitching as he tries to work out the meaning of the action, then looks at Anders. Perhaps Anders knows what is going on? His ears flick forward again expectantly, awaiting an explanation for all the strange behaviour. "All of this is a little strange," Daylen continues, one hand still smoothing Dark's fur. "Although, I admit, it is a little better for having someone I know to suffer it with me. Thank you for your patience, Anders."
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-15 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Daylen hesitates -- mostly because he'd considered Anders a friend, and the way Anders describes it he hadn't considered him as such.

Of course, he knew his bar for friendship was set low. He shut people out so much that anyone who even regularly associated with him regardless of that qualified.

Still, it leaves him feeling peculiarly silly.

He frowns and tries to ignore that, engages evasive tactics to give himself time to recover.

"I suppose," he says, since he can't outright say he agrees. That would be a lie, not because he thinks they had good reason to share a peculiar hallucination (of course he doesn't, it makes no sense) but because he'd clearly placed more importance on that company that Anders had.

Neutral face. Don't act pathetic.

Dark helpfully picks this moment to move closer and inspect the box of crackers Anders is playing with but not sharing, thus losing Daylen some of his cover.

He frowns, betrayed by his loyal dog. There is no justice in the world.
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-15 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
He feels a flash of irritation at the way Anders carries on with this train of thought, as if the whole thing is now being rubbed in further. It's strange how you were so important to me in that hallucination, since you weren't at all really!

Or at least that's how it feels. Well, that's put him in his place.

Daylen frowns deeper, irritation temporarily outweighing his awkwardness, and draws Dark back a little before he can nose directly into the cracker box.

"Yes," he says dryly, "they did seem a lot stronger than me. Dark, leave that alone."
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-15 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
If Daylen were an interest in a romance novel or film this would be the point where he flushed, or his eyes widened and he realised something, or some form of event horizon was hit and by the end of the hour they'd be flirting at least. Perhaps even kissing.

Sadly, Daylen and Anders are the last people who should be starring in any kind of romance. Cracker packages just simply aren't romantic, and Daylen is far too set into his grumpy irritation to even realise that there is a compliment somewhere under all that.

Consequently, he simply arches an eyebrow and regards the cracker box in deep suspicion.

"Perhaps it is something in the water, then," he says -- missing the point entirely. "If the feeling hasn't gone away." There's a pause as he drops his eyes to Dark, who is staring fixedly at the cracker box in expectation. "Give him one if you want," he says finally, rolling his eyes a little as he finally accepts that he's going to be betrayed over boxes of crackers. Dark looks up at Daylen, sensing this might mean something, then back quickly to the box. Sometimes if he waits long enough the humans reward patience with food.
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-15 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Dark surges out of Daylen's arms and delicately takes the piece of cracker from Anders, chewing it and expectantly waiting for more. Daylen sits back and sighs.

Be nice, he instructs himself, even as he resentfully watches his dog fawn over Anders. There was actually an apology in there, even if it was for something else Daylen didn't know Anders thought of him so rather digs the hole deeper before filling it in a little, so Daylen should accept it and stop regarding him with a dark stare that seems as if it might be willing him to set on fire. Or at least feel very guilty about something, very soon.

"Definitely not. If I was Captain Planet," he says -- and he can feel his mind screaming don't say that even as he says it anyway, "I suppose we might have at least been friends."

That was mean. He feels bad for it instantly, but he can't take it back so he frowns at his traitorous dog instead.

Dark doesn't care. Dark is waiting patiently for more crackers.
Edited (Anders is not a dog and also I cannot type on an iPad) 2014-01-15 20:34 (UTC)
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-15 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
He's gotten away with the remark somehow, and Daylen feels a slight tension he'd taken on in expectation of reprimand give way. He scowls, partly at the cracker skittering over his clean floor and partly at the remark. In the back of his mind he tries to memorise the spot where Dark is now licking up crumbs, to remember when his cleaner is coming next. Also, not to walk about here with bare feet.

"Green hair wouldn't suit me anyway," he says, although he isn't sure why he knows this. It just seems like it wouldn't. He's never changed his hair colour, or his hair cut really for that matter. A mullet would probably be bad, too.
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-15 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"You looked like a pirate," Daylen announces, watching Dark pad back and point his ears forward at Anders. What does this snorting sound mean? Is there a threat? If not, will there be more crackers? "Or at the very least a merchant prince of some sort. Don't feed him too many," he adds, causing Dark to glance back at him for a second before re-focusing on Anders. "He isn't meant to beg for food."
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-15 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Dark is indeed very polite. Since food is not being shared he sits, patiently watching Anders' hands and the cracker box. Sometimes the human feeds you if you sit. If that does not work he can always try giving his paw again, or laying down.

"To be in a musical," he begins, "you'd need to be able to dance or at least sing. If you were in a musical I was too, and I'm afraid I can definitely do neither."
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-16 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"No," he says, but it's a touch absent. His mind is whirring.

Magic isn't for your amusement! Why don't I just do a little dance? Anders' Spicy Shimmy?

Daylen blinks slowly, shifts to draw Dark toward himself so he can hug the dog like an oversized toy. Dark turns reluctantly from stalking the cracker box, patiently lets himself be re-arranged and swishes his tail along the floor. Dark is happy! Dark does not being held! However Dark would prefer to be eating crackers, thus does shoot a glance backwards towards the box.

"I don't understand this," Daylen says flatly. It's happening again. He's remembering things that he should not remember, that have not happened. Maybe he should go and see a doctor. Maybe he's finally losing his mind. "I remember you saying that before."

Not that he's clarifying what, but for now that isn't the point.
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-16 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Dark has seen those fingers moving and is interested. What is the human doing? Why are they not opening the cracker box for him? Is that not what fingers are for?

"I remember you saying it," Daylen repeats a little more slowly. "In your Gilbert and Sullivan pirate outfit. Someone -- a woman, very short, with tattoos on her face -- was asking you to set a bush on fire. You wouldn't, said to her Why don't I just do a little dance? Anders' Spicy Shimmy?"
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-17 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not sure," he says -- because all he remembers is the conversation. An abstract thing on its own. "To see if you could, perhaps, for fun. At least, that is what you seemed to think. That it was just for her own amusement."

Magic isn't for your amusement! Anders says in his head, and he finds himself circling the phrase warily like it might bite. Magic?

He thinks he might need a drink, only that might make it worse if they are drugged. What if this is a sign it's getting worse?
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-18 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Open all the windows? It isn't good to leave your windows open! What if someone breaks in?!

Daylen clambers to his feet slowly, one hand reaching down to loop fingers through Dark's collar.

"You think someone in the apartment is doing this." It's a statement rather than a question, there doesn't seem any other reason for Anders to want to leave so quickly. "Where would we go?"
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-18 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
Daylen watches the flurry of activity with a slight frown, exchanging an uncertain glance with Dark.

Dark is less uncertain. Andes is putting on his coat! Does that mean they are going out? Dark is excited! They are going out!

Daylen sighs and lets go of Dark, lets him bound circles around Anders for a moment as he grabs his own coat.

"I don't even know where will be open," he protests -- mostly because he can. "It is Christmas Eve, you know."

Christmas Eve which he has spent the first half of worrying he was drugged and now possibly the second half of hiding in his car from people or drugs or both. He picks up Dark's leash and glances back, catches the Labrador to clip it on to the harness. What wonderful holiday memories this will make. He resolves to definitely not tell his mother about this if she rings.
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-18 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
To his credit Daylen demonstrates incredible self control in this moment. He barely hesitates in his movements, doesn't let his expression change at all to reflect his internal reaction.

His internal reaction of Denny's? Well as long as I don't have to eat anything...

Dark bounces between them excitedly, because a walk! They're going for a walk! Daylen just looks up and flickers a faint smile. He's going to be spending Christmas Eve in Denny's with Anders of all people. His mother would have fits if she knew.

"Denny's it is, then," he says -- and swipes up his keys and wallet.
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-18 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Dark doesn't know what Purina or toxins are. Dark, therefore, continues to be excited. Things are happening! They are going out!

Daylen, on the other hand, simply arches an eyebrow as all his windows are opened and fans turned on. He opens the door when Anders is finally done, tilts his head at him cynically.

"Now, now, Anders. First date rules, of course I'm coming back. By midnight, too, or we'll cause a scandal."
Edited (typo) 2014-01-18 21:25 (UTC)
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-18 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Cinderella didn't go to Denny's, as far as I know."

He pulls the door behind them with a click, flashes Anders a faint smile before glancing back to turn the bottom lock. Dark dances in place by Daylen's feet and surges away from the door as they make their way down the hall.
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[personal profile] persuaderoll 2014-01-19 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Dark is lounging peaceably on the back seat on a rug, alternating glancing out the passenger window and ahead. Daylen is just glad he's grown past the period where he used to like to pace the back seat -- for one it had made it hard to see out the back window, but on top of that he'd been worried if he had to stop suddenly Dark might be thrown across the car.

Looking away from the rear view mirror (where he'd been watching Dark as they sat at the traffic lights, making sure he wasn't up to something) he glances sideways at Anders and frowns at the question. The tattooed woman (and doesn't that sound mysterious, like a character that should be in some sort of mystery book rather than a peculiar memory) and her conversation were still clear when he pulled them up. Distance from his accommodation hadn't seemed to dim anything yet.

"Yes," he says quietly, fingers shifting on the steering wheel as he waits for the lights to change. "Sigrun."