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Who: Amell
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When: December 24, after those minor echoes ...
Where: Daylen's apartment of mysteriously appearing mage robes
What: Anders still thinks this is all an extremely elaborate prank courtesy of Improv Everywhere. Daylen thinks he's been drugged, possibly by Improv Everywhere. No one should trip alone.
Warnings: Bad language probably, I don't know
Anders arrives toting a brick-red messenger bag that bulges oddly here and there. The first thing he does, upon being admitted to Daylen's House of Chic Minimalist Furnishings and Bourgeois Accessories (subject to renaming should Anders find reason to change his opinion thereof), is to produce a couple of face masks, the sort a person might wear to avoid inhaling sawdust or other unsavory particulates during a fit of DIY home repair.
"If I could jury-rig one to stay on Dark's nose," he says -- apologetically -- "I'd have brought it. Better safe than sorry, don't you think?"
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When: December 24, after those minor echoes ...
Where: Daylen's apartment of mysteriously appearing mage robes
What: Anders still thinks this is all an extremely elaborate prank courtesy of Improv Everywhere. Daylen thinks he's been drugged, possibly by Improv Everywhere. No one should trip alone.
Warnings: Bad language probably, I don't know
Anders arrives toting a brick-red messenger bag that bulges oddly here and there. The first thing he does, upon being admitted to Daylen's House of Chic Minimalist Furnishings and Bourgeois Accessories (subject to renaming should Anders find reason to change his opinion thereof), is to produce a couple of face masks, the sort a person might wear to avoid inhaling sawdust or other unsavory particulates during a fit of DIY home repair.
"If I could jury-rig one to stay on Dark's nose," he says -- apologetically -- "I'd have brought it. Better safe than sorry, don't you think?"
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Dark isn't interest particularly in the masks, more in the fact that Anders is here. Anders is a friend! Thus Anders is having one paw waved at him. It's a nonsense trick, one Dark was taught when they went to classes. Shake paws!
Right now all Daylen can think is that if Dark knew Anders wanted to fix a face-mask to his snout he wouldn't want to shake paws.
That, and the meaning of Anders even bringing one.
He closes the door behind Anders, wets his lips nervous as Dark patiently paws at Anders' leg and sits waiting for a response.
"You think," he says slowly, "that it might be something in the air here rather than... in something I ate or drunk?"
This is getting worse and worse. It's giving him a headache. Or maybe the headache is from the drugs making him hallucinate mysterious networks and writing on bits of paper and lord maybe he should just move. Maybe this entire city is utterly mad.
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Dark whines nervously at the rambling and the mention of his name, backs away from Anders' hands to turn and sit in front of his master. Something is wrong! Yet what?
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For the record, he's asking the first two questions to Dark, the last to Daylen.
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... Sadly, Dark is not quite a mabari hound and isn't really sure what is being asked. He whines again and nudges at Daylen's hand, licks it in an attempt to be reassuring.
"I don't know," he says, and moves his hand to ruffle Dark's ears. "I was in the kitchen. Getting myself a drink." He swallows, crouches down in front of Dark to let him lick at his face. "I thought it might be my laptop but I... realised after that I closed it. That should have stopped all the video, shouldn't it? Or... maybe it glitched or something. Only it wasn't right away, it was a good minute or so after and -- if Dark barked then Dark probably heard it too, right? I didn't hallucinate it?"
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He sets the bag down with a thump and starts to pace a portion of the room. A limited portion, suitable to someone who paces much smaller rooms. "Obviously the safest thing would be to leave the city. This thing's much bigger than I thought. Perhaps it's not an improv group at all -- or it is, but it's in the pay of corporate interests. Nothing makes sense. But leaving the city would be just what they want, don't you think? I'm not going to let this scare me off."
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"I've only just moved here, I can't exactly pack my things and leave already. For one thing I'm locked into an agreement on this place for at least six months. Come on, at least sit down."
He pulls open the packet of crackers, holds it out Anders since he can't offer him much else and they are his in the first place.
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Sitting as bidden, he yanks the bag toward him by its long strap and produces something bulky and reflective orange.
"I got your dog something."
The fetters of the material world.
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"Dark!" Daylen chides, and closes fingers through the dog's collar to draw it back a little. The dog moves as indicated, glancing with a slightly guilty look before sitting and tilting its head at Anders. "What is it? Some sort of winter jacket?" He takes a cracker from the box regardless, holds it out for Dark who gently takes it from between Daylen's fingers and lays down in front of Anders to eat it -- resting it between large paws.
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He tilts his head at Dark. Anders' short ponytail is coming loose, freeing locks of hair to either side of his face. "What do you think? Urban explorer dog."
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"That's very sweet of you," Daylen says, since Dark is not capable of voicing an opinion. "Thank you."
It draws a smile from him, a real smile rather than forced reassurance, and he moves off the sofa -- leaves the crackers behind to crouch beside Dark and stroke him with one hand as he feels the material of the harness with the other. Dark instant gets to his feet, tail wagging as he excitedly looks between Daylen and Anders. Something is happening!
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It proves to fit well. Anders sits back on his heels and regards the newly-outfitted dog thoughtfully. "Perfect. Now he's ready for anything. Or he will be, once there's actually stuff in the pockets." Watching Daylen and the dog together, the clear companionship between them, Anders is pleased by the rightness of it. Daylen is what might be termed a good dog guardian.
"Has he been acting at all out of the ordinary, since he touched, you know. That costume. The robes. I assume he was carrying them in his mouth."
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Daylen gently restrains Dark, who is starting to climb on Anders over-excitedly, and rubs his front while trying to persuade him to sit.
"Out of the ordinary? No, not at all. Why? You don't think they'd hurt Dark, do you?"
The thought makes Daylen frown and clutch his dog a little tighter, which makes Dark squirm and try to try to lick his face. Silly human. Nothing will hurt Dark, Dark is a warrior dog!
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"I don't have the impression they would hurt an animal deliberately. I'm just wondering whether there's any substance in or on the robes that would have caused our shared delusion. It would have had to be something that absorbs through the skin ..." Having succeeded in cracker retrieval, he sits back down in a sudden flop and laughs to himself with little mirth. "This sounds ridiculous. Even I know that, while I'm saying it. Only how else to explain -- all that?"
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"It does sound a little strange." Daylen lets out a heavy sigh, presses his face against Dark's fur. Dark half glances back, one ear twitching as he tries to work out the meaning of the action, then looks at Anders. Perhaps Anders knows what is going on? His ears flick forward again expectantly, awaiting an explanation for all the strange behaviour. "All of this is a little strange," Daylen continues, one hand still smoothing Dark's fur. "Although, I admit, it is a little better for having someone I know to suffer it with me. Thank you for your patience, Anders."
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He clears his throat. "What you said, about it being better to have someone you know. We didn't actually know one another very well before all this began, did we? We had a class together, we sat together and talked sometimes, I read your textbooks. And when the semester was over we might wave to one another on the rare occasions our paths might cross. That was all. Friendly enough, but up until you warned those cops off me the other day, I hadn't thought of you in years." He smooths the crinkly cellophane. "That's what makes this, this hallucination we had, particularly strange. Or vision, or -- I really hesitate to call it memory. There's no good reason the two of us should have shared it."
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Of course, he knew his bar for friendship was set low. He shut people out so much that anyone who even regularly associated with him regardless of that qualified.
Still, it leaves him feeling peculiarly silly.
He frowns and tries to ignore that, engages evasive tactics to give himself time to recover.
"I suppose," he says, since he can't outright say he agrees. That would be a lie, not because he thinks they had good reason to share a peculiar hallucination (of course he doesn't, it makes no sense) but because he'd clearly placed more importance on that company that Anders had.
Neutral face. Don't act pathetic.
Dark helpfully picks this moment to move closer and inspect the box of crackers Anders is playing with but not sharing, thus losing Daylen some of his cover.
He frowns, betrayed by his loyal dog. There is no justice in the world.
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Or at least that's how it feels. Well, that's put him in his place.
Daylen frowns deeper, irritation temporarily outweighing his awkwardness, and draws Dark back a little before he can nose directly into the cracker box.
"Yes," he says dryly, "they did seem a lot stronger than me. Dark, leave that alone."
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Drawing his knees up to his chest, he hugs them with both arms and holds the crackers in front of him like a bouquet. "That feeling hasn't gone away."
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Sadly, Daylen and Anders are the last people who should be starring in any kind of romance. Cracker packages just simply aren't romantic, and Daylen is far too set into his grumpy irritation to even realise that there is a compliment somewhere under all that.
Consequently, he simply arches an eyebrow and regards the cracker box in deep suspicion.
"Perhaps it is something in the water, then," he says -- missing the point entirely. "If the feeling hasn't gone away." There's a pause as he drops his eyes to Dark, who is staring fixedly at the cracker box in expectation. "Give him one if you want," he says finally, rolling his eyes a little as he finally accepts that he's going to be betrayed over boxes of crackers. Dark looks up at Daylen, sensing this might mean something, then back quickly to the box. Sometimes if he waits long enough the humans reward patience with food.
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"Anyway it doesn't make sense. All right, yes, you're a civil rights lawyer, which is fantastic, and I'm sorry I ever believed you'd grow up to be a corporate shill. You contribute to the community, even to the world in a larger sense. But -- I mean no offense -- you're not the savior of all humankind, yes? You're not Captain Planet," and then Anders is a little surprised at himself for blurting that out. It's been a long time since he felt real respect and admiration for Captain Planet! Nonetheless that's how he remembers feeling about Daylen Amell, in that vision or hallucination or vignette. That Daylen Amell was important to Anders in particular, because of something about Anders -- something unstated. Fashion sense? No idea. Something to do with why those knights were after him. And more than that: that Amell was ultimately important to everyone. That this was why he could hold off those knights with only words, but this was also why he'd be a far greater loss to the world than Anders could ever be.
Which Anders would not say about any lawyer, thanks.
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Be nice, he instructs himself, even as he resentfully watches his dog fawn over Anders. There was actually an apology in there, even if it was for something else Daylen didn't know Anders thought of him so rather digs the hole deeper before filling it in a little, so Daylen should accept it and stop regarding him with a dark stare that seems as if it might be willing him to set on fire. Or at least feel very guilty about something, very soon.
"Definitely not. If I was Captain Planet," he says -- and he can feel his mind screaming don't say that even as he says it anyway, "I suppose we might have at least been friends."
That was mean. He feels bad for it instantly, but he can't take it back so he frowns at his traitorous dog instead.
Dark doesn't care. Dark is waiting patiently for more crackers.
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"Green hair wouldn't suit me anyway," he says, although he isn't sure why he knows this. It just seems like it wouldn't. He's never changed his hair colour, or his hair cut really for that matter. A mullet would probably be bad, too.
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Anders' notion of feudalism is based on dim recollections of poring over the Communist Manifesto. It is a stage on the way to capitalism, that's the gist of it. The finer points of fealty lie beyond his ken.
"Maybe I was in a musical. Big fur shoulder pads and a gold embroidered skirt, what kind of pirate wears that, a Gilbert and Sullivan type?" Wishful thinking. The memory was not one of play-acting. Disconsolate, he stretches out on the floor, slumping to an obtuse angle that involves leaning his back against Daylen's couch and lolling his head back on the edge of the seat cushion to stare at the ceiling as though watching clouds form. "A stupid pirate with a stupid earring."
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"To be in a musical," he begins, "you'd need to be able to dance or at least sing. If you were in a musical I was too, and I'm afraid I can definitely do neither."
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Magic isn't for your amusement! Why don't I just do a little dance? Anders' Spicy Shimmy?
Daylen blinks slowly, shifts to draw Dark toward himself so he can hug the dog like an oversized toy. Dark turns reluctantly from stalking the cracker box, patiently lets himself be re-arranged and swishes his tail along the floor. Dark is happy! Dark does not being held! However Dark would prefer to be eating crackers, thus does shoot a glance backwards towards the box.
"I don't understand this," Daylen says flatly. It's happening again. He's remembering things that he should not remember, that have not happened. Maybe he should go and see a doctor. Maybe he's finally losing his mind. "I remember you saying that before."
Not that he's clarifying what, but for now that isn't the point.
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"I remember you saying it," Daylen repeats a little more slowly. "In your Gilbert and Sullivan pirate outfit. Someone -- a woman, very short, with tattoos on her face -- was asking you to set a bush on fire. You wouldn't, said to her Why don't I just do a little dance? Anders' Spicy Shimmy?"
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He sits up slowly. Afraid to move too quickly, lest he dizzy himself. Puts a hand to his head. "Tell me," he says, "why this woman with the face tattoos wanted me to set a bush on fire."
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Magic isn't for your amusement! Anders says in his head, and he finds himself circling the phrase warily like it might bite. Magic?
He thinks he might need a drink, only that might make it worse if they are drugged. What if this is a sign it's getting worse?
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Think that ever happened. Only before he can say it, that horrible feeling creeps over him again, smothers him like a blanket over a bell, and he is a hollow thing shaken by reverberations from an unseen blow.
"Fuck," he mutters, and folds up like a knife, springs to his feet. "We need to get out of here. Open all the windows first. Bring the dog."
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Daylen clambers to his feet slowly, one hand reaching down to loop fingers through Dark's collar.
"You think someone in the apartment is doing this." It's a statement rather than a question, there doesn't seem any other reason for Anders to want to leave so quickly. "Where would we go?"
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Dark is less uncertain. Andes is putting on his coat! Does that mean they are going out? Dark is excited! They are going out!
Daylen sighs and lets go of Dark, lets him bound circles around Anders for a moment as he grabs his own coat.
"I don't even know where will be open," he protests -- mostly because he can. "It is Christmas Eve, you know."
Christmas Eve which he has spent the first half of worrying he was drugged and now possibly the second half of hiding in his car from people or drugs or both. He picks up Dark's leash and glances back, catches the Labrador to clip it on to the harness. What wonderful holiday memories this will make. He resolves to definitely not tell his mother about this if she rings.
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His internal reaction of Denny's? Well as long as I don't have to eat anything...
Dark bounces between them excitedly, because a walk! They're going for a walk! Daylen just looks up and flickers a faint smile. He's going to be spending Christmas Eve in Denny's with Anders of all people. His mother would have fits if she knew.
"Denny's it is, then," he says -- and swipes up his keys and wallet.
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But better there than here. Anders has never suffered a bizarre hallucination about tattooed dwarves while in a Denny's, which is more than he can say for Daylen's apartment now.
He insists on opening the windows and turning on all the fans to maximum force before they leave, even the vent hood above the stove. Apparently Daylen's building is too chic for ceiling fans to be a thing. "Unless you don't plan on coming home tonight, you'll really want this whole place to air out, I should think."
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Daylen, on the other hand, simply arches an eyebrow as all his windows are opened and fans turned on. He opens the door when Anders is finally done, tilts his head at him cynically.
"Now, now, Anders. First date rules, of course I'm coming back. By midnight, too, or we'll cause a scandal."
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He pulls the door behind them with a click, flashes Anders a faint smile before glancing back to turn the bottom lock. Dark dances in place by Daylen's feet and surges away from the door as they make their way down the hall.
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"That woman," Anders says, once they're ensconced in the objectionable vehicle, dog and all. "The one with the tattooed face. Do you recall her name?"
Because I do. Now. Though I've never seen her before in my life, surely.
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Looking away from the rear view mirror (where he'd been watching Dark as they sat at the traffic lights, making sure he wasn't up to something) he glances sideways at Anders and frowns at the question. The tattooed woman (and doesn't that sound mysterious, like a character that should be in some sort of mystery book rather than a peculiar memory) and her conversation were still clear when he pulled them up. Distance from his accommodation hadn't seemed to dim anything yet.
"Yes," he says quietly, fingers shifting on the steering wheel as he waits for the lights to change. "Sigrun."