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[moarnomsplz]

[Alex seems to have forgotten (it's possible he never knew) that having his mouth crammed full of cinnamon buns makes him even more incapable than usual of making sounds that resemble words.]

Ffnnly, mm yusffl phhlse!

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[detectivetroll]

[Nick's pretty versed in the language of full mouth, man, he's gonna take a stab at it.]

Finally a useful pulse? ...did you get those from a pulse?

[video]

[moarnomsplz]

[Good job, Nick!]

Yeah! They just appeared, pear-duh, on my desk. I wonder why.

[He wants to know how to make it happen again.]

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[detectivetroll]

...

[Yes, he actually typed out that pause.]

That's either the most awesome pulse ever, or a trap.

[video]

[moarnomsplz]

[Uh-oh. Alex's eyes go wide. He didn't even think about that. And they're already all gone.]

Oh. Well. If I keel, kee-luh, over dead in the next little while, that's why?

[Voice]

[dododo]

I'm sorry?

text; cell phone

[nevergivesup]

this is going to be a cruel couple of days if people are going to start showing off their xmas dessert leftovers

[Voice]

[espigeonage]

Yeah, I got a locker full of bags of candy. [And seeds. And beans.] Wonder if this is subject to that same teleports-back-to-you deal.

[Voice]

[moarnomsplz]

[oops]

I said: finally, lee, a useful pulse!

[handwritten]

[moarnomsplz]

Its not dessert, it was like a gift from the pulse gods or whatever. :)

I really prefer pastry to random body parts.

[Voice]

[moarnomsplz]

[Cinnamon buns that could never get lost? Wow, he missed out on that.]

Whoa, I've never had anything-ing with that deal!

Beside-zuh, there's kind of just crumbs left already.

[espigeonage]

It's what happens with items, apparently! I tried it out with a feather... See if they reappear in a couple days! Undigested.

...I hope.

[moarnomsplz]

...do you think that. Eating-ing them counts as losing them?

[INFINITE RETURNING CINNAMON BUNS?! He's getting a little emotional just thinking about it.]

[espigeonage]

Maybe! You destroy anything you eat, after all.

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[detectivetroll]

You're not allowed to keel over dead, especially not from pulse-buns.

[Video]

[scramasax]

[Anthony's brow is lifted and there is something of a shake of an incredulous husky laugh in his voice.]

-- You pulsed - that? [Not that it's improbably natch but it seems so very non-sequitur in line with what he knows of Alex's others!]

[moarnomsplz]

And it only takes a couple of day-zuh?

I wonder why I haven't gotten any things, ing-zuh, before now.

[espigeonage]

I guess!

Maybe he's just not big on material possessions. Until I got this locker thing I assumed my guy liked to travel light. -but I don't really see anyone deciding to carry something like this around anyway.

[video]

[moarnomsplz]

["Pulse-buns" sets Alex off laughing, and it's a little while before he sobers up enough to say anything.]

That sound-zuh like a horrible disease!

Heh. I'm sure I'll survive, vy-vuh. I didn't see them appear, but I was here when they did. I just wasn't looking-ing at my desk for a sec.

[Voice]

[dododo]

The cinnamon buns?

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[verbalization]

Best not to talk with your mouth full.

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[not_good_not_wicked]

Having fun there, Alex?

[Video]

[moarnomsplz]

Yeah! [A big grin, and fortunately, his mouth is no longer full.]

This is the first thing-ing I've gotten.

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[detectivetroll]

[He can't see it, but Nick's laughing too, now. It kills any seriousness he'd had before.]

It does, remember that you find mysteriously appearing food.

I think you're going to be okay. Maybe the pulses were trying to wish us a belated Merry Christmas.

[moarnomsplz]

I don't think he had that many, man-ee on Earth. But he had to have had stuff before.

Yours was a locker like a school locker, only full of candy, dee?

[Voice]

[moarnomsplz]

Yeah! They were delicious, lish-uss. Way more useful than, well. A stutter.