savetheearth | [text, handwritten]

[ working at a grocery store means working christmas day. working at a bed and breakfast means working christmas night. working, in this case, means being sociable with a pleasant-enough elderly couple who lost their condo in the earthquake and are rolling in enough dough to stay at a b&b for now.

after everything is cleaned up and put away, angeline squirrels away to her room, only to experience the hollowing sensation of an echo before she gets inside. perplexed and just the slightest bit concerned, she continues to her bedroom, only to find a set of clothes lying haphazardly on her bed. given that her room is locked in her absence, their appearance strikes her as doubly odd.

was it... blood keys? the only other time she had experienced that hollowing sensation had been in their presence. she nervously creeps to the window, as if she could detect an intruder if there were one, but comes up with nothing. she searches the room, but finds nothing missing.

finally, she glances at her notebook.

grabbing it and a pen, she leans against the headrest of her bed and writes her network number down.

in slanted script: ]

Someone left some clothes on my bed. They must have done it within the last hour because the clothes weren't there the last time. Is this the work of Blood Keys?

Are any of you Blood Keys?

Sorry, I'm new.

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What makes you think I'd be joking? I'm dead serious right now.

No, you're not. You would have come tumbling out the moment I opened it.

[ RIGHT?? she kind of has a lot of clothes built up over the past several years.

but what if? ]

Who said I'm still in there now, hmm? I might be somewhere else in your house!

[ THIS PERSON IS SUCH A LIAR

but what if they really aren't...

NO, GONNA FIGURE IT OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL. ]

What's my hair style?

[ an unwise question. in the event that this person is speaking the truth and answers correctly, angeline will have allowed herself to be potentially identified in public by her unusual hair style.

go angeline! ]

How the hell should I know? I've been hiding from you this whole time, it's not like I've got many chances to take a good look!

[ no, her tactic has failed!!

wait. ]

Then how could you know my size!

I'm actually just taking orders from someone else. They bought the dress, it was just my job to get in and deliver it.

The pulse fairy?

Yes. Exactly. I work for the pulse fairy.

Salary or hourly?

Hourly. Please, you think this is my full-time job? You think this is my career?

I've got better things to do with my life and bigger jobs in my future! Ones with benefits and a retirement plan.

How much?

[ if this assturd makes more per hour than her... ]

$15 an hour. Plus tips.

HAH! as if anyone would tip you for the work you do!

[hello jovan i'm sorry, angeline has somehow managed to convince Russel that you are responsible for swapping him into a dress in the middle of downtown last Sunday]

Well I'm punctual and quick, aren't I? If I were a waiter I'd be getting tons of tips for my service!

but you're not a waiter, and what you deliver isn't gourmet meals! you serve up VIOLATIONS OF PERSONAL SPACE and nobody tips for that!!

Well they should! I work very hard at my job and I think I deserve some recognition for my efforts!

YOUR EFFORTS ARE A MENACE

What are you talking about? You're obviously just fine, so what's the issue?

(no subject)

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[ that's almost double her wage. SCREW YOU, MINION OF THE PULSE FAIRY. ]

Well, the joke's on you because there is no pulse fairy. You're full of it.

[ she takes what she can gets. ]

Yeah? Then who's the one paying me?

I bet you're doing it for free because you're a pervert who gets a kick out of invading people's privacy.

I'm hurt! What would ever give you that idea?

Only perverts hide in people's closets! I'm going to call the police. They'll get your DNA sample and find you.

[ though the idea is tempting, she is, at the moment, more bark than bite. ]

Well then you might as well go call the cops on Santa too, because I'm pretty sure sneaking into people's homes late at night, eating their food, and leaving 'surprises' for little children is something only perverts do too!

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