Titans are cool enough! Just not as cool as fairy pirate Jesuses.

And I can. Probably walk on water? I mean that is pretty standard Jesus shit. I just didn't try it yet! But I have other Jesus powers. Like past me resurrected a guy -

[ no she didn't ]

- and overthrew an evil intergalactic mermaid empress -

[ oh look another completely inaccurate misunderstanding ]

- and had a co-jesus twin -

[ LOL ALSO NOPE ]

- and I'm immortal!

[ -ish. ]

Hella jesus. You must be jelly as fuck.