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[Another video from Killian that doesn't start with his face. This one starts with all the work he picked up in his last post spread out on a table, ready and waiting. A few pieces are wrapped but he's out of paper so.

For a week's work, it's all pretty damn fancy (and vaguely Celtic/Norse in design). Cheap materials, but fancy. His bow from before is also on the table and a set of armguards are on top of it. The bow is obviously not modern. The guards are, however.]

If you placed an order with me last week, it's done. Just tell me when you want me to deliver it or when you want to pick it up or who I should mail it to.

[He sounds much better than he did last week. He shifts the camera so he's in view.]

And...thanks to anyone who commissioned stuff. With all this and a few other sales I had more than enough to cover Mom's funeral. Which, um, was yesterday.

[Yep, still hurting from that. It takes a moment before he can speak again]

Anyway, sometime during all of this I got that bow on the table there [and here he picks it up] and I was wondering if anyone knows a place I could get arrows for it that won't ask where I got it or if anyone's had an arrow-making pulse recently or something.

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Was the mortician's work satisfactory?

what?

Sometimes they do a terrible job. Ideally people should look peaceful, but like they're only sleeping. Too little or too much color in the lips and cheeks can make all the difference.

... Dunno if I can help your bow problem. Those look good, though. You still taking orders?

Yeah, why not. What do you want?

oh.

it was closed casket.

I guess that makes sense, given the traumatic nature of her death. Why didn't you opt for cremation?

personal reasons

Cremation is cheaper, and you don't have to think about the decomposition process. It's easier on the environment than a casket burial, and remains take up less space than a body and can be stored in tasteful containers nearly anywhere. What personal reasons are there?

Uh... I dunno. [ ... yes you know, skyler. go on. ] Something for a girl?

[Say what]

Repeat that?

personal reasons that involve my mother's body

[ ... SHIT THAT CAME OUT WRONG. 'Scuse him, he's laughing now. ] Fuck off, man. I've got a little sister and I don't have her present yet.

[It's fine, Killian cracks up]

Hey, don't jump my ass for thinking you found a girl dumb enough to go for your spiky ass! How old is she?

Hey, screw you! [ He sounds pretty amused. Clearly someone isn't above laughing at himself nowadays. ] Just turned 12. She's really into princessy shit. Got anything for that?

Are you Christian? Do you believe in the physical resurrection of the body? Because I can tell you that's unlikely.

Well, delicate stuff doesn't seem to be what I'm good with? But I can make her something small and silver with her favorite colors, yeah. Maybe a tiara or something.

get a load of this asshole

and I can tell you that I don't care about that, she's my mother so shut the hell up.

...sorry.

Easy, pink and purple. That'll work. What do I owe you?

eh, the dumbass calling us all psychos is an asshole

[Just saying, since he thinks L just doesn't get it half the time]

Whatever. I mean, this isn't my job, that's the stables, and you're not ordering it through that Etsy thing I have set up or anything so really, whatever's good with me.

remind me who that is
i don't keep up with network shit

There's no call to be profane.

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