text;

[sassymaru]

so heres the thing

your friendly neighborhood fabulous detective (ME) is under the weather

wont be around much

try not to panic in my absence

that is all


[This is a lie. He just isn't handling his most recent Memory very well. Plus the all the new information on how bad the police force really is...]

[It's hit him hard. This is his way of trying to cover and cope at the same time.]

Comments

[text]

[synonymouswithdookie]

i'm off work soon want me to come by?

[text]

[sassymaru]

only if youre not busy

[text]

[synonymouswithdookie]

gotta feed the cat but after that i'm free. give me like an hour

[text]

[sassymaru]

take your time

[text]

[synonymouswithdookie]

[the next reply is delayed like AN HOUR or so]

arms gonna be full come get the door

[text]

[sassymaru]

as u wish

[He'll shuffle his way to the door. And. Well. There will be a blanket pulled over his head, and his sulking clothes on. But he's clearly not sick. Oops.]

AKSHUN

[synonymouswithdookie]

Comin' through!

[watch out FOOL Ray's carrying like four bags of groceries. yeah he bought you food deal with it.

He pauses halfway to the kitchen and gives Yuji a LOOK. Yeah he's not buying that sick shit anymore.]

"Under the weather", huh?

AKSHUN

[sassymaru]

[He steps to one side, this time minus the usual commentary. But there's a vague little smile -- all the same. He's touched there's fifty bags of food in your hands.]

[A shrug.]

More or less.

AKSHUN

[synonymouswithdookie]

[Yeah don't even help him carry it Yuji that's fine he'll just cart this shit to the kitchen ALL BY HIMSELF. Which he does.]

You gonna tell me what's up, or do I have to sit here and guess?

AKSHUN

[sassymaru]

[sdhjkfsd oops you see how far away his brain is right now.]

[BELATEDLY, he goes to help out. When he does speak up, his accent has thickened considerably, care of stress.]

You already know. It just... seem to be getting worse.

[von_uberwolf]

You'd think after all this we'd get a break from shit like the flu.

text

[sassymaru]

mm

guess im not that lucky

[von_uberwolf]

Do some sick person stuff. Lie down. Get some soup.

[sassymaru]

yes im doing that now

just thought id let you all know

in case of a sudden lack of fashion sense crisis thing

[von_uberwolf]

[eyeroll]

I'm sure we'll muddle through any fashion emergencies somehow.

[sassymaru]

well one cant be sure

so

theres my warning

Voice;

[sugoku]

It seems there's always something wrong when we talk.

Not that there isn't always something happening to begin with.

text;

[sassymaru]

my apologies

ill endeavor to be in far better health the next time we meet

also true

Voice;

[sugoku]

It's not something you can knowingly control, but it is kind of worrying.

text;

[sassymaru]

the illness or the situation in general ?

Voice;

[sugoku]

You're wellbeing.

There's no point in over worrying about the situation because we're all headed to hell in a handbasket at this rate.

text;

[sassymaru]

ah well

maybe i just have a weak constitution

...

yes

so we seem to be

text;

[sugoku]

Are you sure your health is the only thing that's wrong, though?

text;

[sassymaru]

yes

dont worry im sure ill be fine soon enough

text;

[sugoku]

If you're sure.