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[soulsborderline]

[Asuka's usual posting background - her nice, private, albeit small dorm room - is absent. Instead, she seems to have found a quiet spot outside, judging from the heavy coat, people milling around in the distant background, and annoyed expression.]

Okay.

[Honestly, the expression is a fair bit beyond annoyed, but Asuka is making use of every bit of willpower she has not to start screaming in public.]

I want to know which one of you broke something this time. I'm not going to get mad, or violent, or anything. I just want to know who decided that a natural disaster on the level of damaging buildings was a good idea during dead week while it's forty degrees outside and I and about a hundred other people had to sleep in a gym.

[She closes her eyes, and takes a deep breath, letting it out slowly and trying to get some perspective. The news had said people had died.]

No one had anything fall on them, did they? I just had all my windows broken, really...

Comments

[drama8om8]

Snake statues and an attack by actual in-real-life hentai tentacles.

I have seen some fucking shit.

[soulsborderline]

Oh yeah those snake statues. I helped take a couple of those down.

[Well, she was there and Marisa hit one with her truck.]

[drama8om8]

Uh-huh. I would have taken them out myself with my sweet-ass sword if Wally hadn't got all fucked up by the ghost tentacles! It's hard, being an actual hero with cool amazing powers who has to take a position of responsibility and command in these situations. Like, really super hard.

[soulsborderline]

Like mind-controlling people just to show off.

[drama8om8]

Nuh-uh, that wasn't to show off! That was to prove my ability without having to invasively demonstrate it to like eighty people individually one by one. It was being hells of efficient! Yet another of my heroic qualities.

[soulsborderline]

Okay, hero, if everything you're saying is true, why aren't you heroically and efficiently chasing down the real culprit right now? There's no way this was natural, whether it was the bad guys doing it or not.

[drama8om8]

'Cause we don't know the deal, duh! I mean sure some people died and stuff. But they might be acceptable casualties and shit! Kill a hundred, save a thousand?

[soulsborderline]

Wow. Whatever story you think you're the hero of is either edgy as shit or a Soviet propaganda movie.

[drama8om8]

Um, excuse you, I know my shit. Past me killed a few thousand people to save entire universes. Suck my dick.

[soulsborderline]

Wow, I don't know what's worse. Getting back memories of being a mass-murderer or getting a penis.

[drama8om8]

The penis is a metaphorical penis. A symbolic schlong! And better for me to have been a mass-murderer who was still a hero than somebody booooooooring.

[soulsborderline]

...I'm going to go figure out where I'm sleeping tonight.

[Because she agrees with you and knows that makes her a terrible person.]