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[epimethean]

Survey time!

I need a few reasonably intelligent individuals who can take direction and know how to not be idiots on the internet. Raise your hand if you know how to not be an idiot on the internet! Great! I'd like your help with a thing that may or may not involve the recent interrogations and the results of said interrogations. Fill this out:

<b>Name:</b> I don't really care if you use an alias; I just need something to call you. Don't screw with me because I'll know. <b>Age:</b> No teenagers with attitude, please, the entire point of this is to not be an idiot on the internet. <b>Are you a frequent user of social networks?</b> Yes/No <b>Do you consider yourself well-versed in technology?</b> Yes/No, elaborate if necessary. <b>Define 'proxy' in the context of not being an idiot on the internet:</b> No hints.

That's it, that's all you have to do! Easy, right? Also, if anyone has any knowledge of how much technological fire/brainpower the "enemy" is packing (i.e. do they employ hackers!? How good are the hackers?! etc. etc.), that's a thing I'd like to know.

I'm sure there are some of you who might find this incredibly vague and possibly suspicious, so hello, I'm Wheatley, I've been on this network for a few months now and I haven't done anything stupid with regards to keeping it a secret. I do computer things, if anyone ever needs any computer things.

Comments

[cava]

[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh]

There are certain to be more than a few of them.

Oui, I saw that. It's not a perfect plan, but then when has our little group ever had one?

I'm in.

[epimethean]

Yeah I've found a few already.

If you have a better idea, I'd love to hear it.

[cava]

I confess that I don't. But as you said, it's a stopgap. We can devise something stronger once this is underway.

[epimethean]

Right, I'll keep you posted, then.

[cava]

Merci.

Anything else?

[epimethean]

Not right now, no.

[cava]

Understood. À la prochaine, in that case.

[epimethean]

I don't speak French, mate.

[cava]

[HE'S NOT YOUR MATE, FRIEND]

Until next time.