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[epimethean]

Survey time!

I need a few reasonably intelligent individuals who can take direction and know how to not be idiots on the internet. Raise your hand if you know how to not be an idiot on the internet! Great! I'd like your help with a thing that may or may not involve the recent interrogations and the results of said interrogations. Fill this out:

<b>Name:</b> I don't really care if you use an alias; I just need something to call you. Don't screw with me because I'll know. <b>Age:</b> No teenagers with attitude, please, the entire point of this is to not be an idiot on the internet. <b>Are you a frequent user of social networks?</b> Yes/No <b>Do you consider yourself well-versed in technology?</b> Yes/No, elaborate if necessary. <b>Define 'proxy' in the context of not being an idiot on the internet:</b> No hints.

That's it, that's all you have to do! Easy, right? Also, if anyone has any knowledge of how much technological fire/brainpower the "enemy" is packing (i.e. do they employ hackers!? How good are the hackers?! etc. etc.), that's a thing I'd like to know.

I'm sure there are some of you who might find this incredibly vague and possibly suspicious, so hello, I'm Wheatley, I've been on this network for a few months now and I haven't done anything stupid with regards to keeping it a secret. I do computer things, if anyone ever needs any computer things.

Comments

[epimethean]

What's done is done, mate. We're in the 21st century.

[italktofish]

IF WE'RE HERE ALREADY THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOU WERE GOING TO BRING ME INTO IT

[epimethean]

I was mostly using it as an expression.

[italktofish]

OH I GET IT NOW GOTCHA

YES TECHNOLOGY TRAINING WOULD BE OUTRAGEOUS

[epimethean]

Great, glad to hear it. When's good for you?

[italktofish]

SOME DAY AFTER I FINISH BRINGING THE KIDS HOME FROM SCHOOL MAYBE

[epimethean]

Okay good I'm off work not long after that, we can meet at a coffee shop or something.

[italktofish]

OUTRAGEOUS WE SHALL DO THIS THEN AND AFTERWARDS WE COULD GO TO THE PET STORE AND CHECK OUT THE FISH

[epimethean]

Sure, we can do that.

[italktofish]

HOORAY