Adventure 20 | [Video]

[italktofish]

[Look, everyone, it's Arthur! And he's standing there in front of a fish tank with a tiny Thanksgiving diorama set up inside. Next to him is a box that looks like a brand-new turkey-sized deep fryer. Arthur playing with oil and fire, nothing could go wrong there.]

Hey, guys, so I know Thanksgiving's this week, and since not everyone can get home to their families, I thought I'd offer to have everyone over here to my place! You can bring some food with you if you want, but I think I have everything under control!

[He'll pat the turkey fryer. This Thanksgiving, cooking is going to be an ADVENTURE.]

I've got a tofurkey, and I'm making all the fixings myself! And I already bought a bunch of frozen pies--I found an OUTRAGEOUS sale! So just let me know if you want to come so I know how much food to make!

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[soulsborderline]

...are the fish going to be at the table?

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[italktofish]

Well, they're going to watch! It seems unfair to leave them out!

[reincarnationception]

I don't think I've ever been to a proper Thanksgiving celebration, sounds like fun.

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[toobig]

[Unlike usual, Bertholdt isn't handwriting his posts, he's speaking them! If only because the skin on his hands is so tight now it hurts to hold a pen, but it's the little miracles, right?]

[So he sounds really, painfully shy when he asks his question;]

I know that... uh, my boyfriend and I won't be able to... uh, go home for Thanksgiving.... or Christmas, probably too, but that's beside the point. Er, so uhm... I-if you're really offering we could... uh, come? We don't really eat though, but... we'd bring food if you needed it... Ryan's a good cook too h-he could help...

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[ursoreckless]

[Shou has to ask. He knows the thrill of deep frying but he still has to ask because. Well. Those things blow up.]

So... Have you ever used one of those things before?

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[selfassured]

You think you've got it under control. Have you ever cooked a thanksgiving dinner before?

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[originaloddcouple]

We'd really love to buddy, but Mrs. Harvent is over for the holidays.

Maybe next time?

[italktofish]

OUTRAGEOUS! I'll be sure to make this one the best ever, then!

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[italktofish]

Why, of COURSE you two can come! And I'd appreciate the help! I think I've got most everything here, but anything you guys want to bring, you go ahead and bring it!

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[italktofish]

Well...I've used OTHER deep fryers before...

[He does not speak of the week he was employed at a McDonald's. It didn't end well.]

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[italktofish]

Well, no...but I watched my mom and Granny Curry do it LOADS of times when I was a kid!

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[italktofish]

Too bad! You sure you guys wouldn't even want to stop by?

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[selfassured]

How much of that do you remember?

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[wannabered]

[Ok, Thomas doesn't really know this guy but ... he's pretty bummed about Thanksgiving.]

I told my family I wasn't coming home for Thanksgiving already so ... room for one more?

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[italktofish]

Well, I remember Granny Curry shooing me out of the kitchen to go play football in the yard or watch the parade!

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[italktofish]

Of COURSE there's room for one more! There's ALWAYS room for one more, chum!

[reincarnationception]

I'm looking forward to it!

...what's tofurkey?

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[wannabered]

Great. I wasn't looking forward to spending the holiday alone.

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[soulsborderline]

Between that and fake turkey, I think I'll hit a buffet instead.

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[originaloddcouple]

We really want to. But the moment we get out of her line-of-sight, she'll start getting suspicious.

Heck, she gets suspicious whenever we try to head out for a while. I don't think she believes we can have friends.

[toobig]

That sounds good... Uhm, we'll definitely be over then. It'll... be nice to uh, get out of the house...

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[selfassured]

[ Well he's stumped for how to respond to that. ]

Please tell me that you know how to work a turkey fryer.

[italktofish]

Well, it's what you eat when you're afraid to eat a real turkey because you don't know if it was talking once!

[There's a pause.]

I figure if I fry it up real good, we won't be able to tell the difference!

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[italktofish]

No one should have to spend the holiday alone, chum! So don't worry about that! Do you have any requests for the food?

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[italktofish]

Aw, are you sure? You're really going to miss out!