Hah. Well if it comes to a phone thing, not like Skype or something, I could probably help. I can sound like a girl, if I have to. Or a boy who isn't me for that matter, but girl might raise less attention.

Hmm. Yeah looks like I could make it. Tomorrow, say, early. What kind of staff's it got? This looks like it needs a lot of upkeep. And... Is that a pool, or pools? Are they heated?